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Sandwiches and sex!? I want that!
Nick
Schmidt: You like me? You like my personality?
CeCe: I was surprised, too.
Boobies. Girls with clean hair. Models eating sliders. Bernadette Peters on a high beam. Freshly baked bread.
Winston [teasing Schmidt]
Jess: Nick put on some pants or at least some really high socks.
Nick: Really high socks it is then!
Sarah: Do you and my Dad ever dry-lump?
Jess: Uhhh..
Sarah: Have you ever done a 99?
Jess: I think that's a tax form?
Sarah: Have you ever given anyone a plow job?
Jess: I don't know....do you want to learn how to play Bridge?
Nick is so, so, so hot! I want to rub my face on his face!
Sarah
Schmidt: CeCe, are you pregnant?
CeCe: I don't know. We have to wait for the test results, but I'm late.
Schmidt: We made a caramel miracle!
An Indian-Jewish baby? Who wouldn't want that? Think about the bone structure!
Schmidt
Sorry. I've never heard you talk about your ex wife, and I got really nervous, and I tried to flirt information out of you.
Jess
[to Winston] You're listening to the radio and writing with a pen? What decade are we in?
Schmidt
Actually, I don't trust what "cool" means to all of you, so how about just " be normal".
Jess
Winston: So nice to meet you, Mr. Kareem Abdul Jabbar. Can I sit on your shoulders?
Kareem: Sure!
Winston: Really?
Kareem: No!