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Nick, I never thought I'd say this, but I need to be alone with Prince.Jess
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So I'm not familiar with this term, 'finger guns.'Prince
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Prince is terrible at Frisbee.Schmidt
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Just drive the car. I gotta tell my girlfriend that I don't love her so she doesn't leave me.Nick
You've never been turned on by gas mileage?Coach
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I'm in a limo! I wish I had really long legs so I could stretch 'em out the length of the limo!Jess
Panty Hawk! I'd watch that show!Coach
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I'm pretty sure I'm having a heart attack, and I haven't arranged for anyone to clear my browser history. I wasn't building a bomb, I was just curious.Nick
Jess: Have you guys been baking?
Coach: Aww, nah--a bakery downtown exploded, don't bother looking into it, it's not on the internet.
A lot of people never graduated high school! Einstein! Bill Gates! Anne Frank! I'm gonna take back that last one.Schmidt
Nick: Do you know any time-consuming, free activities in Griffith Park?
Schmidt: Gross! Suicide?
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I'm gonna bake a cake so moist, girls are gonna be like, 'Ewww, why did you say moist? I hate that word?' and I'm gonna be like, 'Taste the cake!' And they're gonna be like, 'Damn, it's moist!'"Coach