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Nick, I never thought I'd say this, but I need to be alone with Prince.

Jess

So I'm not familiar with this term, 'finger guns.'

Prince

Prince is terrible at Frisbee.

Schmidt

Just drive the car. I gotta tell my girlfriend that I don't love her so she doesn't leave me.

Nick

You've never been turned on by gas mileage?

Coach

I'm in a limo! I wish I had really long legs so I could stretch 'em out the length of the limo!

Jess

Panty Hawk! I'd watch that show!

Coach

I'm pretty sure I'm having a heart attack, and I haven't arranged for anyone to clear my browser history. I wasn't building a bomb, I was just curious.

Nick

Jess: Have you guys been baking?
Coach: Aww, nah--a bakery downtown exploded, don't bother looking into it, it's not on the internet.

A lot of people never graduated high school! Einstein! Bill Gates! Anne Frank! I'm gonna take back that last one.

Schmidt

Nick: Do you know any time-consuming, free activities in Griffith Park?
Schmidt: Gross! Suicide?

I'm gonna bake a cake so moist, girls are gonna be like, 'Ewww, why did you say moist? I hate that word?' and I'm gonna be like, 'Taste the cake!' And they're gonna be like, 'Damn, it's moist!'"

Coach
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New Girl Quotes

I'm not convinced I know how to read, I've just memorized a lot of words.

Nick

I'm gonna bake a cake so moist, girls are gonna be like, 'Ewww, why did you say moist? I hate that word?' and I'm gonna be like, 'Taste the cake!' And they're gonna be like, 'Damn, it's moist!'"

Coach
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