I'm gonna grab some old underpants and put a pair into the freezer for each of you.

Nick

Science aside man you're working those jeans.

Winston

I look like a 70's divorce attorney.

Schmidt

I never loved you more Cece!

Schmidt

I knew that French was gonna haunt me.

Nick

I had dibs on her since the first grade dude.

Winston

Me owe you? You ditched me when we were supposed to run away from school together. I built that raft for nothing.

Winston

Well get ready for the skin circus you little peanut.

Nick

I will sleep with one of you tonight if you can decide who.

Reagan

Nick: Of course we make decisions. How do you think I'm wearing clothes right now?
Schmidt: I lay those out for you Nick.

Have either of you ever made a decision in your lives?

Reagan

Good luck with these two because if they get really hungry then all bets are off.

Cece

New Girl Quotes

I'm not convinced I know how to read, I've just memorized a lot of words.

Nick

Paul Ryan 2020.

Schmidt