Well get ready for the skin circus you little peanut.

Nick

I will sleep with one of you tonight if you can decide who.

Reagan

Nick: Of course we make decisions. How do you think I'm wearing clothes right now?
Schmidt: I lay those out for you Nick.

Have either of you ever made a decision in your lives?

Reagan

Good luck with these two because if they get really hungry then all bets are off.

Cece

I love you like a mother or sister or girlfriend. It's not sexual.

Nick

I can't concentrate, it's filthy in here!

Schmidt

I've been chasing you for miles like a murderer.

Winston

It's not sex until you put the straw in the coconut.

Nick

Nick, we're making sex.

Schmidt

Oh yeah this woman just made my not sexual to do list.

Winston

That was painful Nick! That's like watching Cece make a bed.

Schmidt

New Girl Quotes

I'm gonna bake a cake so moist, girls are gonna be like, 'Ewww, why did you say moist? I hate that word?' and I'm gonna be like, 'Taste the cake!' And they're gonna be like, 'Damn, it's moist!'"

Coach

I'm not convinced I know how to read, I've just memorized a lot of words.

Nick