I love you like a mother or sister or girlfriend. It's not sexual.

Nick

I can't concentrate, it's filthy in here!

Schmidt

I've been chasing you for miles like a murderer.

Winston

It's not sex until you put the straw in the coconut.

Nick

Nick, we're making sex.

Schmidt

Oh yeah this woman just made my not sexual to do list.

Winston

That was painful Nick! That's like watching Cece make a bed.

Schmidt

The baby is perfectly fine, but lets just say I did not do a good job.

Winston

You know I helped the lady give birth in the kitchen?

Winston

Nick has a crush on a girl who is completely out of his league.

Winston

I simply want a demographic breakdown of all the guys who hit on you.

Schmidt

That's more like dork magic.

Nick

New Girl Quotes

You know what they call Seattle in Portland? North Portland. Or Vancouver's shoe.

Jess

I'm not convinced I know how to read, I've just memorized a lot of words.

Nick