New Girl Quotes
You have no standing to veto, it's my sperm.Nick
They're reaching into your skin wallet. Your scrotum.Schmidt
I may or may not have done an extensive amount of research on wedding dresses.Winston
It's good for you! It's corn!Bob
Nick: I'm trying my hardest to look poor.
Winston: You are poor.
Why are you putting spoons in the laundry hamper?Schmidt
We gonna make a girl cry today!Winston
I'm a business guy first and a sex guy second.Nick
Nick: I'm very focused.
Schmidt: You're not even looking at me right now.
Nick: I though I saw something shiny.
You have the focus of a coked up Italian on a summer day!Schmidt
You don't need Jess's bowl of advice, Winston.Cece
I'm not willing to turn our home into a public pool.Schmidt