New Girl

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New girl

Oh, this is terrible--she's quoting Scripture, but using a ton of cuss words.

Nick

Fellas, you made it! As promised, here's a coupon for a free sub.

Schmidt

It's nice inside of here--it's like a European airport.

Coach

I love you, Jessica--God, it feels good to say that out loud, and not just to my sleeping wife.

Berkley

Can't spell sex without the 'ex.'

Coach

Nick, I never thought I'd say this, but I need to be alone with Prince.

Jess

So I'm not familiar with this term, 'finger guns.'

Prince

Prince is terrible at Frisbee.

Schmidt

Just drive the car. I gotta tell my girlfriend that I don't love her so she doesn't leave me.

Nick

You've never been turned on by gas mileage?

Coach

I'm in a limo! I wish I had really long legs so I could stretch 'em out the length of the limo!

Jess

Panty Hawk! I'd watch that show!

Coach
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New Girl Quotes

It's a sexy place Jess, look at the CPR poster.

Coach

I'm not convinced I know how to read, I've just memorized a lot of words.

Nick
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