New Girl Quotes
Jess, can I borrow your glasses? We're going to roleplay as you guys.Schmidt
I've got an uncle whose God-given name is 'Shifty.'Nick
She is sleeping. By herself. Which is called napping.Nick
Crazy girls are kind of my 'Hurt Locker.'Schmidt
Girl, I got an obligation...at a...sandwich...meeting.Winston
Ooh, bonus shot of Dad getting a haircut while eating spaghetti!Jess
Have you seen a girl who looks like me, but with chaos in her eyes?Jess
Why lie? You know how many Millers have been or currently are in jail?Nick
I just need to get to Rachel before he tells her horrible-slash-true things about me.Schmidt
Schmidt: It's a bar mitzvah!
Nick: I am NOT watching a kid get circumcised.
Nick: I just want to make a good impression on Jess's sister.
Schmidt: Yeah, well, I want Julia Child not to be dead, but here we find ourselves.
Sorry to interrupt--I know the morning is the most sensual time of day.Jess's Mom