New Girl Quotes
Let's burn all the books! Except The Da Vinci Code!Biology Teacher
Schmidt fired me and now I'll never get to use this briefcase I bought and it was $19!Nick
What do you call a lunatic who's only got one case and no hobbies? Your worst nightmare.Nick
I don't like kids, I don't like teaching, I just like paychecks.Coach
When you put it like that, it sounds amazing...AND like prison.Nick
Jess: Why does your bottom need to breathe?
Nick: It's like a plant. It needs sun and air.
You're Abby Freakin' Day. You can do whatever you want. Except vote.Jess
Quit sorting through my trash, Coach! You're messing it all up!Schmidt
What makes Abby's jewelry so interesting is that it is dangerous and can cut youSchmidt
Jess, can I borrow your glasses? We're going to roleplay as you guys.Schmidt
I've got an uncle whose God-given name is 'Shifty.'Nick
She is sleeping. By herself. Which is called napping.Nick