No Ordinary Family

No Ordinary Family Quotes (Page 2)

Season 1 Episode 17: "No Ordinary Love"

Daphne: I feel terrible.
J.J.: Why? Because he only had two thoughts in his mind and now he has one?
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George: The girl smells like angel food cake, but she tastes like French toast.
Jim: She sounds fattening.
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George: I'm secure enough in my masculinity to know a good looking man when I see one.
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George: I've never felt this way about a woman before, including the ones I've married.
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Jim: Most meth-heads I know don't coach little league soccer.
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George: I can prosecute this from my Lay-Z-Boy.
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Stephanie: Speaking of friends with boundary issues.
Jim: Hello, George.
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Season 1 Episode 16: "No Ordinary Proposal"

Katie: Holy frack!
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Katie: If we had kids do you think they would have superpowers? Because the terrible twos would be terribler with telekinesis.
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Stephanie: I'm gonna throw you and engagement party. It's what Batman would do for Robin.
Katie: Stephanie, you're the best. Though I'm pretty sure Robin is a confirmed bachelor, if you know what I mean.
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Daphne: I think it was Professor Plum with the lead pipe in the library.
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Natalie: If I have to choose a 'ship' right now, it's not a friendship or a relationship. It's a scholarship.
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Jim: These are gateway crimes.
George: Gateway to what? Loitering?
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Daphne: Sometimes I wish you had been given super hearing instead of super strength. Then maybe you'd listen to me.
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Katie: At the risk of being overly allegorical, with or without your powers, you make my cardiac organ levitate.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Joshua: I don't know why I thought you could turn me into something I've never been. Normal.
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George: I'm worried about you man. You haven't looked this bad since my bachelor party. My second one.
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Season 1 Episode 15: "No Ordinary Powell"

Jim: With or without my powers I'm pretty confident I can still kick your ass.
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Stephanie: Everything I do is to help my family, to protect them, and Katie, well, she's my family too. But if you ever hurt her, there will be no serum to protect you from me.
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Jim: You were standing right there, with the gun.
George: Maybe it was someone else; you know we don't all look alike Jim.
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