Giving you the same work as them would be like asking Stephen Hawking to play Chutes and Ladders.

Mr. Litchfield

Lucas: What do you want me to do?
Mrs. X: Go fetch.

So your dirty-haired boyfriend is more important than our family?

J.J.

Jim: So you're saying with supers it's guilty until proven innocent?
George: Chances are, yeah. Powell family excluded.

Of all the freaking sidekicks to get powers it had to be this one.

George

I'm gonna need a bigger lair!

George

Speaking of family, I think I've still got a little bit of your wife under my fingertips if you want something to remember her by.

Lucas

Stephanie: You don't think she's a super do you?
George: It would explain why Jim is behaving like Charlie Sheen.

J.J.: Pheramones!
George: Those things really exist? See I was just talking out of my ass.

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