Jim: So you're saying with supers it's guilty until proven innocent?
George: Chances are, yeah. Powell family excluded.

Of all the freaking sidekicks to get powers it had to be this one.

George

I'm gonna need a bigger lair!

George

Speaking of family, I think I've still got a little bit of your wife under my fingertips if you want something to remember her by.

Lucas

Stephanie: You don't think she's a super do you?
George: It would explain why Jim is behaving like Charlie Sheen.

J.J.: Pheramones!
George: Those things really exist? See I was just talking out of my ass.

Your dad stole a girl from me? See I know something's crazy now.

George

Happy Day-A-Versary Babe!

Jim

Daphne: I feel terrible.
J.J.: Why? Because he only had two thoughts in his mind and now he has one?

George: The girl smells like angel food cake, but she tastes like French toast.
Jim: She sounds fattening.

I'm secure enough in my masculinity to know a good looking man when I see one.

George

I've never felt this way about a woman before, including the ones I've married.

George
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No Ordinary Family Quotes

Stephanie: Who are you texting now?
Daphne: God.

I don't know why you guys can't go without me and just photo shop me in.

Daphne
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