Jim: Ok, I'm here. In front of a train, that's going 50 mph.
George: I love you, man.

You got what you wanted. Send us a postcard from Morocco.

George [to gunman]

Once I get down from here I'm gonna find me some superpowers and whoop Jim's ass.

George

JJ: I just want to let you know that your daughter tried to read the thoughts of a stray dog today.
Daphne: I just thought I could help him find his way home!

It's kind of in Miami, which according to your speed would only take you 7.5 minutes to get to. So we can still have lunch together everyday!

Katie

I don't see batman cultivating a wide circle of friends, and Peter Parker was always pissing off on his buddies.

George

You're stopping a felony and I'm committing once. Remember when we used to have movie night?

Stephanie

You dance like you're trying to escape villagers.

George [to Jim]

What are you doing? I heard you. You're like... thinking!

Daphne [to JJ]

You can tell me anything. Anything but that puberty stuff, just pass right over that, please.

George [to Daphne]

We've got some weddings to crash.

George

Nobody ever saw what superman's first day on the job looked like.

George

No Ordinary Family Quotes

Stephanie: Who are you texting now?
Daphne: God.

I don't know why you guys can't go without me and just photo shop me in.

Daphne