I just wanted a job, not an after-school special.

Daphne

That feeling that you're having now, that's the reason I didn't tell my parents my secret. If I have special powers, I'm not special because of me anymore, I'm just a kid with a mutated gene, you know?

JJ

Nobody ever saw what superman's first day on the job looked like.

George

She must be really powerful because you're supposed to be stronger than a train.

George

I'm gonna die, and I haven't even done it yet!

Daphne

JJ, looks like you and our Pekingese use the same barber.

Allen

Daphne: But Mr. Robins is her teacher!
Megan: In more ways than one, I guess.

Then how do you explain that life-sized game of Jenga our son just played?

Stephanie

You're just some very strong man putting himself in dangerous situations, who doesn't know what to do with them once he gets there.

Stephanie

Every Batman needs his Robin.

George

Jim: Where are you?
Stephanie: You know the store on the corner? About 500 miles from there.

Remember how we used to be normal?

Daphne

No Ordinary Family Quotes

Stephanie: Who are you texting now?
Daphne: God.

I don't know why you guys can't go without me and just photo shop me in.

Daphne