Favorite No Ordinary Family Quotes
Stephanie: George hit you with his car?
Jim: It was a rental.
Stephanie: Are we bad parents leaving our kids alone?
Jim: They're not alone. That's why we had two.
Daphne: You need a sidekick; someone who can keep up with your super brain.
JJ: Right. Why don't I just run down to Geniuses-R-Us and pick one up?
Daphne: Why don't you ask Katie where she hangs out when she's not with Mr. Tall Dark and Creepy?
George: I'm just trying to protect your identity. If enough people say they got busted by Mr. Clean it's just a matter...
Jim: Okay. I'm bald. I get it.
Did you just use your powers to win a stuffed panda?
Daphne
You bring a police scanner in your bowling bag?
Jim
Would you take it easy? You might as well be wearing a t-shirt that says "Me and my family went to South America and all we got were these lousy superpowers."
George
Like I always say, you make a mistake you have to live with the consequences. That's what I told Stephanie the day I walked her down the aisle.
Allen
Poker with a mind-reader? Even I know better than that.
Jim [to JJ]
JJ: That is my poker money!
Daphne: Better than your bail money!
Katie: It is an honor to meet you. After all, your womb was the gestation point for scientific greatness.
Stephanie: What a lovely, awkward compliment.
I love you for the beauty you see in ordinary things.
Jim [to Stephanie]
