Favorite No Ordinary Family Quotes
Sounds like love at first Avatar.
Stephanie
What some girls will do to get out of a date with me. You didn't have to get shot; you could have just fled the country like the rest of them.
George
What's it gonna be man? Nookie or the crookie?
George
George: You know it could be performance problems.
Stephanie: The only thing ruining his performance is you.
Jock lets nerd on football team and nerd lets jock cheat off of him. What an adorable Breakfast Club you two have going on.
Mr. Litchfield
He's a dash of Edward, with a smidge of Wolverine.
Katie
It's like he's had a personality transplant. Now he's happy?
Allen
You are not supposed to be saying ouch.
George [to Jim]
Who's it going to hurt if you let this one slide? The crack-head community?
George
I can't believe you and Stephanie have been married for 18 years. That's a long time. It's like your marriage is old enough to vote... and have sex.
George
Just pick me up and drop me off like a cheap date.
George
George: I'm just trying to protect your identity. If enough people say they got busted by Mr. Clean it's just a matter...
Jim: Okay. I'm bald. I get it.
