No Ordinary Family

No Ordinary Family Quotes (Page 4)

Season 1 Episode 13: "No Ordinary Detention"

George: I need some assistant. Look man I had a Venti latte before you guys went all Black Hawk Down in here and I think the milk was off. I got a nervous stomach with all of the guns being pointed at me. I've gotta go, and I've gotta go bad. As your attorney, I'd advise you to let a man do his business.
 • Rating: Unrated

George: Bruce Willis never would have gotten out of there if it hadn't been for that black dude. Let me be your black dude.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Katie: Victoria is the VP of Human Resources here.
Joshua: Human resources, that's interesting.
 • Rating: Unrated

Stephanie: When's the last time we actually had dinner together?
J.J: 4PM Pacific Time New Years Eve.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 1 Episode 12: "No Ordinary Brother"

George: Let's just say we're way passed wifi.
Jim: Now this is a lair.
 • Rating: Unrated

Katie: You're the coolest accident I've ever known.
 • Rating: Unrated

Loan shark: He's trading his life for yours; if that's not brotherly love, I don't know what is.
 • Rating: Unrated

Jim: Mikey, you OK?
Mike: Other than the gun to my head? Yeah.
 • Rating: Unrated

George: Wait a minute; superheroes do not negotiate with criminals. You go in there and flex and do your Jim-Jim thing.
 • Rating: Unrated

Goerge: The only thing Mathews is known for is missing bodies and bullets.
Jim: Do you have anything helpful to say at all?
George: No.
 • Rating: Unrated

George: When people show up to your house with ticket to see the strong-man, do not say I didn't tell you.
 • Rating: Unrated

Mike: You guys must make some serious cash with this 'heroes for hire' stuff.
 • Rating: Unrated

Mike: Humans are the only species that insist on monogamy. Go to the zoo, check out the monkeys, it's like boogey nights in there.
 • Rating: Unrated

Katie: It's kind of in Miami, which according to your speed would only take you 7.5 minutes to get to. So we can still have lunch together everyday!
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Season 1 Episode 11: "No Ordinary Friends"

Stephanie: You're super strong and I'm super... [passes out drunk]
Jim: And that's why we don't have any friends.
 • Rating: Unrated

George: I don't see batman cultivating a wide circle of friends, and Peter Parker was always pissing off on his buddies.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Katie: So apparently I have a super power too. Driving good-looking men from my apartment.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jim: Dave is a normal guy.
George: So were you, once.
 • Rating: Unrated

George: You're choosing burgers in the suburbs over catching the bad guy version of Bond? Where are your priorities?
 • Rating: Unrated

Katie: Back in high school. I decided I was going to wait for the one. Like Morpheus waited for Neo in the Matrix, but with sexual relations. I waited so long for him, that at some point I never quite stopped waiting.
 • Rating: Unrated

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