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I'm worried about you man. You haven't looked this bad since my bachelor party. My second one.

George

With or without my powers I'm pretty confident I can still kick your ass.

Jim

Everything I do is to help my family, to protect them, and Katie, well, she's my family too. But if you ever hurt her, there will be no serum to protect you from me.

Stephanie

Jim: You were standing right there, with the gun.
George: Maybe it was someone else; you know we don't all look alike Jim.

Stephanie: Pretend I have Wonder Woman's rope around you, and you feel compelled to disclose everything.
Katie: Technically it's a lasso.

Dude you had me commit a federal offense, the least you can do is pop a doorknob.

George

Daphne: If I can figure this out she can finally move on with her life and have some closure.
J.J.: And fall into the arms of her nerd in shining armor.

For the record, if this were a romantic comedy you would have found that totally charmin

J.J.

George: Where are we gonna find one? Run an ad in the personals: Single Super Seeking Same for testing and whistleblowing.

Stephanie's got a taste of the crime-fighting bug and me think she likey.

George

King: She can move at remarkable speed and with his strength he can move...anything he wants.
Victoria: Quite the power couple.

That is so unfair. She never changes her mind when I beg. You must be the Mom Whisperer or something.

J.J.
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No Ordinary Family Quotes

Stephanie: Who are you texting now?
Daphne: God.

I don't know why you guys can't go without me and just photo shop me in.

Daphne