Stephanie: When's the last time we actually had dinner together?
J.J: 4PM Pacific Time New Years Eve.

George: Let's just say we're way passed wifi.
Jim: Now this is a lair.

You're the coolest accident I've ever known.

Katie

He's trading his life for yours; if that's not brotherly love, I don't know what is.

Loan shark

Jim: Mikey, you OK?
Mike: Other than the gun to my head? Yeah.

Wait a minute; superheroes do not negotiate with criminals. You go in there and flex and do your Jim-Jim thing.

George

Goerge: The only thing Mathews is known for is missing bodies and bullets.
Jim: Do you have anything helpful to say at all?
George: No.

When people show up to your house with ticket to see the strong-man, do not say I didn't tell you.

George

You guys must make some serious cash with this 'heroes for hire' stuff.

Mike
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