So you're not going to stop one crime so you can get an award for not stopping another one?

Jim

What do they have, a choo-choo fetish?

George

JJ: You think that's what it is. My brain gets too distracted?
Daphne: I don't know if it's your... brain.

Katie: He makes me feel like the highest point in the electromagnetic spectrum.
Stephanie: Aww.

Daphne: You need a sidekick; someone who can keep up with your super brain.
JJ: Right. Why don't I just run down to Geniuses-R-Us and pick one up?
Daphne: Why don't you ask Katie where she hangs out when she's not with Mr. Tall Dark and Creepy?

You bring a police scanner in your bowling bag?

Jim

Would you take it easy? You might as well be wearing a t-shirt that says "Me and my family went to South America and all we got were these lousy superpowers."

George

Poker with a mind-reader? Even I know better than that.

Jim [to JJ]

JJ: That is my poker money!
Daphne: Better than your bail money!

Stephanie: He calls you a lot when you two are fighting crime.
Jim: Why do you think I switched to unlimited minutes?

You guys call it a lair? Or "The Lair?"

Stephanie

Thank god you didn't have that appetite when we first starting dating; I would have needed a second job.

Jim
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Stephanie: Who are you texting now?
Daphne: God.

I don't know why you guys can't go without me and just photo shop me in.

Daphne
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