No Ordinary Family Quotes
Humans are the only species that insist on monogamy. Go to the zoo, check out the monkeys, it's like boogey nights in there.Mike
It's kind of in Miami, which according to your speed would only take you 7.5 minutes to get to. So we can still have lunch together everyday!Katie
Stephanie: You're super strong and I'm super... [passes out drunk]
Jim: And that's why we don't have any friends.
I don't see batman cultivating a wide circle of friends, and Peter Parker was always pissing off on his buddies.George
So apparently I have a super power too. Driving good-looking men from my apartment.Katie
Jim: Dave is a normal guy.
George: So were you, once.
You're choosing burgers in the suburbs over catching the bad guy version of Bond? Where are your priorities?George
Back in high school. I decided I was going to wait for the one. Like Morpheus waited for Neo in the Matrix, but with sexual relations. I waited so long for him, that at some point I never quite stopped waiting.Katie
Katie: Have you ever had somebody look at you like they are looking into your prefrontal cortex?
Stephanie: Aww Katie, you're in love.
Jim: Ok, I'm here. In front of a train, that's going 50 mph.
George: I love you, man.
Jim: Aren't you supposed to be getting some award?
George: A key to the city? What am I going to do with a key that don't open anything?
JJ: The thing is when I try to use my powers to impress her, my brain just doesn't work.
Jim: You feel like you can't perform, brain wise I mean?
JJ: Exactly. Every time I look at her I feel like the blood rushes out of my head and...
Jim: Got it!