No Ordinary Family

No Ordinary Family Quotes (Page 7)

Season 1 Episode 7: "No Ordinary Mobster"

George: I'm practicing my stunned expression as we speak.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 1 Episode 6: "No Ordinary Visitors"

Allen: It's like he's had a personality transplant. Now he's happy?
 • Rating: Unrated

George: Once I get down from here I'm gonna find me some superpowers and whoop Jim's ass.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

George: Just pick me up and drop me off like a cheap date.
 • Rating: Unrated

George [to Jim]: Oh! You just made me feel all girly inside.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Allen: Like I always say, you make a mistake you have to live with the consequences. That's what I told Stephanie the day I walked her down the aisle.
 • Rating: Unrated

Katie: It is an honor to meet you. After all, your womb was the gestation point for scientific greatness.
Stephanie: What a lovely, awkward compliment.
 • Rating: Unrated

Jim: Perfect timing, George. Steph's parents showed up last night.
George: You mean satan's branch of the AARP?
Jim: That would be them.
 • Rating: Unrated

Jim: He never gave me permission to marry you. If that's not showing his cards, I don't know what is.
 • Rating: Unrated

Allen: JJ, looks like you and our Pekingese use the same barber.
 • Rating: Unrated

JJ: I just want to let you know that your daughter tried to read the thoughts of a stray dog today.
Daphne: I just thought I could help him find his way home!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 1 Episode 5: "No Ordinary Quake"

George: She must be really powerful because you're supposed to be stronger than a train.
 • Rating: Unrated

Katie: I got the urine results back.
JJ: I know; everything came back normal.
Katie: JJ, you're pregnant.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

JJ: That feeling that you're having now, that's the reason I didn't tell my parents my secret. If I have special powers, I'm not special because of me anymore, I'm just a kid with a mutated gene, you know?
 • Rating: Unrated

Daphne: I just wanted a job, not an after-school special.
 • Rating: Unrated

George: Just because you won't lie to your wife does not mean that I can't. What's she gonna do if she finds out? Make me sleep on the couch?
 • Rating: Unrated

Stephanie: Just because you've decided to clean up the city doesn't make crime fighting a family business.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Daphne: But Mr. Robins is her teacher!
Megan: In more ways than one, I guess.
 • Rating: Unrated

Stephanie: Then how do you explain that life-sized game of Jenga our son just played?
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 1 Episode 4: "No Ordinary Vigilante"

JJ: I want to try out for football.
Coach: JJ, you're a sweet kid and all, but you're the size of my daughter.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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