No Ordinary Family

No Ordinary Family Quotes (Page 6)

Season 1 Episode 9: "No Ordinary Anniversary"

George: Who would have thought the key to a marriage was a plane crash and superpowers.
 • Rating: Unrated

George: I can't believe you and Stephanie have been married for 18 years. That's a long time. It's like your marriage is old enough to vote... and have sex.
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Season 1 Episode 8: "No Ordinary Accident"

Katie: One time I went to Russia and I thought I was having an allergic reaction to the water. Turns out I was drinking Vodka.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

George [to Jim]: You are not supposed to be saying ouch.
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Jim: Everyone named Jack has been sent to the emergency room, maybe next time it'll be the morgue.
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Katie: He's a dash of Edward, with a smidge of Wolverine.
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Mr. Litchfield: Jock lets nerd on football team and nerd lets jock cheat off of him. What an adorable Breakfast Club you two have going on.
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George: You know it could be performance problems.
Stephanie: The only thing ruining his performance is you.
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George: What's it gonna be man? Nookie or the crookie?
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Season 1 Episode 7: "No Ordinary Mobster"

George: What some girls will do to get out of a date with me. You didn't have to get shot; you could have just fled the country like the rest of them.
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Stephanie: Sounds like love at first Avatar.
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George: I went home and played Xbox and almost whooped this 10-year old's butt!
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JJ: She's helping me with an interest in science because she's cool.
Daphne: And old enough to go to jail for what you're thinking.
JJ: Stop reading my mind!
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Katie: You can only hold the information you process for about six hours. So basically, you're like A Beautiful Mind meets Momento.
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George: Legally speaking, you are in deep doo-doo.
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JJ: I'm not a radio transmitter and you keep treating me like technical equipment.
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Daphne: I need you to upload these to your brain.
JJ: One, I'm busy and two, I'm not a computer.
Daphne: Actually you kind of are. I need you to learn all of this stuff so you can mentor it to me.
JJ: Why?
Daphne: So I can impress a guy.
JJ: Such predictable motives. This is extortion.
 • Rating: Unrated

George: The cops found spare bullets all over the place and I was like, "Yeah, that would be my boy Jim."
Jim: So you're not mad at me?
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Daphne: Are we going to skiing?
Jim: No, I'm just looking for my knit cap, for my head, that gets cold sometimes.
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Katie: OK, work might not be the only reason I'm single.
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