Ease up on the buddy buddy. You and your pathological need to be liked are gonna get us sued. Shut it down! Sew him up and cut him loose.

Mike Cruz

You go to Paris, I'll go to Zales.

Lenny

What kind of fu-king character witness am i really? Fu-k a guys wife then pretend to be friends with him?

Eddie

Did you sound even more Britishy just then?

Coop

When I was diagnosed with Type 1, I was all cry-abetes. Knowing famous people had it too made me feel better.

Thor

Just keep goin'. Sometimes you don't get to keep everything you started out with.

O'Hara: He's not the father.
Nurse: You already told me.

Jackie: Nobody wins here Kevin. You think we can stop this now?
Kevin: You know what babe? Even when you're telling the truth it sounds like a lie.

It's not like it used to be. Everything I loved about being a nurse is gone.

Gloria

Zoey: So I can totally text you highlights from the trenches every day. Sometimes even pictures.
Gloria: Does my phone get pictures?

Come have some waffles with my sad friends.

Cruz: Nothing crazy today, I got Quantum Bay board members in town for a meeting.
Sam: You're gonna bring them here?
Cruz: Why don't you pretend like I am and I'll pretend like I know your name.

Nurse Jackie Quotes

Don't ever say "ta-da." The only people that say "ta-da" are magicians or idiots.

Jackie Peyton

Percoset should never be crushed and chewed, unless you want it to hit your system like a bolt of lightening. Which is only a problem if you're afraid of lightening.

Jackie Peyton