Coop: Keep calm and carry on.
Jackie: Wow! Yes, exactly.
Coop: Saw it on a poster.

Oh my god it looks like Narnia.

O'Hara

It's like i'm hosting the worst cocktail party ever. Juice anyone?

Thor

Gloria what do you say we show them how we used to do this?

You're in my world now and in my world, there's prizes.

Zoey

Holy sh-t! Someone just thanked me.

Thor

Cruz: You authorize these nurses?
Coop: Ah I'm not authorized to authorize unless I am and I didn't know.

Take a look around Mike, I'm still in charge.

Number one, contractions in the eight month, totally normal just stay off your feet. Number two, if I go out and get loaded he wins, not gonna happen.

Sorry Sister, you're fired.

Eddie: What about this? Is this a nightie?
Jackie: That's a ball gown.
Eddie: It's comfortable.
Jackie: Grab it!

You want it? You gotta work for it.

Zoey

Nurse Jackie Quotes

Don't ever say "ta-da." The only people that say "ta-da" are magicians or idiots.

Jackie Peyton

Percoset should never be crushed and chewed, unless you want it to hit your system like a bolt of lightening. Which is only a problem if you're afraid of lightening.

Jackie Peyton