Favorite Off the Map Quotes
Ben: You haven't delivered any babies yet.
Mina: There's a reason for that. I don't like babies.
Ben: You don't have to like them. You just have to catch them.
I feel like I just got knocked up but I didn't even get to have the unprotected sex.
Mina
The least they could have done is thrown down a tarp instead of rolling all over my herbs with their big, bare, assess.
Zee
So I guess running into a live gas pocket was a pretty smooth move on your part?
Ben
I realize that you don't like me but sticking me with the ass with the ass lesion is just kind of mean.
Mina
He needs someone tough, brutal, and heartless. And I mean that as the utmost compliment.
Ryan
She looked so sad. I knew the prison outbreak would cheer her up.
Otis
You're making me feel weak, Keaton. I need you to make me feel strong.
Ryan
You'd have an imaginary friend too if you'd been stuck in here that long.
Otis
We should do it again sometime Keaton. You know, when my heart's not exploding.
Ryan
You can't buy bagels in the jungle!
Mina
I'm afraid those toes have seen the last of their outdoor music festivals.
Mina
