Favorite Off the Map Quotes
I went down to the river and buried my toes. Felt like I should say goodbye. Although I think a squirrel ate one of them. Circle of life and all that.
Pher
Never mind the heart condition it's this desk job that's killing me.
Ryan
Wow. Look at you. The poultry whisperer.
Tommy
Then you better stop looking like someone shot a puppy.
Ryan
Ryan: Don't kill anyone.
Mina: Don't die.
You are really pulling off my skin.
Pablo
You do not want to go to prom with a prosthetic. If one's just a little bit shorter than the other you'll be dancing in circles all night.
Tommy
I used to be a doctor back home. Now I'm a cocaine farmer.
Lily
They don't give a crap about the work. They're just padding their resumes with a little third world do gooding.
Otis
I'm saying that given the choice between standing up to a 2000 pound bull and standing up to his mother, he chose the bull.
Tommy
This isn't a walk, it's an iron man. I'm being punished, aren't I?
Tommy
I find it the height of irony that he's the one acting like a whore and we're the ones bathing like hookers.
Mina
