Orange is the New Black
Fridays 8:00 PM on NetflixFavorite Orange is the New Black Quotes
I wanna know what it feels like to not breathe.
Suzanne
I saw my grandparents, but they were in casketts. They looked like that puppet from Mr. Rogers' Neighborhood.
Piper
I think I can make them feel safe. Whether they actually are is another story.
Red
So, she lyin' there alone on the ground like an old napkin. That ain't right, Mr. Kaputo.
Taystee
Larry: What?
Piper: You look beautiful, too.
He wouldn't have killed someone if he worked at Best Buy. He'd still be happy puppy guy if he worked at Best Buy.
Coates
I want you to understand. You do not have to have lesbian sex.
Sam Healy
Piper: One of my roommates has a massive heart attack when she got here.
Larry: OK - you are not allowed to have a heart attack.
You love adventure, right? And that's what got you in there. This is all just a big adventure with liver, and yoga Jones and racism.
Larry
Maybe this is a bad time to say hi.
Alex
Sam: Why?
Piper: Why isn't this the Radisson?
Sam: Why do you need to be moved? Did somebody try to engage with you?
I just didn't expect to be punished... while I was being punished.
Piper
