Orange is the New Black
Fridays 8:00 PM on NetflixFavorite Orange is the New Black Quotes
Sophia: Why did God have to give me that stupid penis?
Sister Ingalls: I don't know. Any more than I know why he gave men nipples.
I am in here because I am no different from anybody else in here. I made bad choices. I committed a crime and being in here is no one's fault but my own.
Piper
You can only vote within your race or your group. Look, just pretend it's the 1950s. It's easier to understand.
Nicky
I'm just not sure that I'm ready to be Piper Chapman the convict/fiancee.
Piper
Everything off the books lives like Anne Frank now.
Red
Claudette: I look Michael Jackson.
Piper: No, I think you've got the wrong skintone. I look like Michael Jackson.
Oooh. Maria might be in labor. Could you Google symptoms? They're taking bets. If I guess closest to the birth time I could win a Twix.
Piper
You're laundry, I'm electric. We're from different worlds.
Piper
Alex: We were never friends, Piper.
Piper: We weren't?
Alex: No. Never. I loved you. I loved having sex with you.
Trimmings? The shit nobody else wants. That's a bag of assholes right there.
Nicky
Pennsatucky: And you're not invited, because they don't allow gay people on the rapture bus!
Alex: There's a bus?
Pornstache: Chapman, what are we not to do this Thanksgiving?
Piper: Commit suicide.
