Orange is the New Black
Fridays 8:00 PM on NetflixFavorite Orange is the New Black Quotes
For the love of God girls, the whole is not inside the hole.
Sophia
I've seen some funky punany in my day. I'm not gonna leave that up to chance.
Sophia
Seriously, enough of the clitorference.
Big Boo
I'm all about giving. I'm like a bean-flicking Mother Teresa.
Nicky
Big Boo: Looks like you got yourself a pet kitten.
Piper: Oh I just want to put her in a bag of rocks and drop her in the river.
You're slutty, not easy. There's a difference, semantically.
Nicky
Cal: I was hoping you would have like a gnarly scar. Add character... and mystery.
Piper: There's still time.
Red: Is that supposed to be comforting?
Piper: It probably would be comforting if Clive Owen were here to say it.
Furlough is like the Loch Ness Monster. Much discussed but barely seen.
Healy
I couldn't help it. She was talking about wrestling...while crying.
Fischer
Man, they f*ckin' with us this way because they know our people's predisposition for hypertension.
Poussey
It must be hard, being locked up on Valentine's Day. That's all.
Fischer
