Orange is the New Black
Fridays 8:00 PM on NetflixFavorite Orange is the New Black Quotes
According to this aptitude test, uh, I should be a professional athlete, a park ranger or a correctional officer.
Nicky
You are aware that you just told an inmate in a prison that she should become a corrections officer. What the f*ck is wrong with you?
Nicky
Maybe I could umpire women's softball. Then I could get laid!
Big Boo
Larry: He's so new and like...happy.
Polly: Don't worry. Pete and I will f*ck that right up.
She looks rough for 23.
Red
I protect my babies. This one got away, but I swear to you I will die before I see that happen again. I will keep you safe.
Vee
Suzanne: I dressed myself mama. She's so pretty!
Mama: Isn't she?
Suzanne: She looks like you and daddy.
Mama: Mommy and daddy made her honey. She's our miracle.
Suzanne; Can I hold the miracle?
Leanne: I don't know. You're acting a little retarded.
Pennsatucky: I'm not retarded. I got new teeth!
Sometimes people just don't want to play with you. And that's OK!
Suzanne
I want to be better than my mom. I want this baby to have everything.
Daya
Nicky: She came running to me like an injured lamb. Yes a lamb with great, sexy glasses and giant pillowy tits inside of my mouth.
Piper: Alex Vause was never a lamb. She is the wolf that eats the lamb.
Nicky: You can't blame the wolf. Lamb's delicious. That's smart eating.
Piper: I can't believe she got out.
Nicky: The system's f*cked.
Suzanne. Listen to me, OK? In my day? The black women ran this place. And I say women because that's what we were. Not a bunch of little girls runnin' around here with bad attitudes. Now I see you. You understand? I see you. You're a smart, strong black woman. Everybody else around her underestimates you, but not me. You remember that the next time you run into dandelion or whatever the hell you want to call her. You hold your head up high, you hear me? Because at the end of the day, you are a garden rose and that bitch is a weed.
Vee
