Orange is the New Black
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Figueroa: So we're good?
Caputo: I do like you down on your knees.
Piper: I care about Red, too.
Nicky: Yeah, but she's not your mom. It's different when you're family.
I've masturbated. There was this statute of Jesus that was especially ripped. That was my guy.
Sister Ingalls
[to Ingalls] You eat and I sing by the canary.
Red
Oh, good. You're packing up. I just got word that I'm taking over your job.
Caputo
Here's the thing about mamas. They're only mamas as long as they got kids. Without them, what are they?
Taystee
Hey, you know who made up that never snitch bullshit? People who probably deserved to be snitched on.
Poussey
God. This is the loneliest place I've ever been and I lived in a tree for eight months.
Soso
Lorna: How does that work, with you being a lady-man and all? Do you and his mother both celebrate the day?
Sophia: You really wanna be callin' me a lady-man when I got a fistful of your hair in my hand?
Lorna: Oh, I just thought it sounded nice. I don't know from these things. That's why I'm askin' questions.
Maybe you should stop punishing yourself. I mean, what does a good mother do? A good mother does what's best for her children. And maybe what was best for your children was wipin' 'em out before they had to lead miserable f*cking lives.
Big Boo
Oh my god, this is such a metaphor for their lives.
Soso
Larry: What?
Piper: You look beautiful, too.