Orange is the New Black
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Cindy: I don't like mamas, neither, for that matter. Mine thinks I'm sh*t.
Taystee: Well f*ck her. I'm done with mamas. and stand-ins for mamas. I am parent free, and proud.
Are you kidding me? Carol is spending the day with her un-imprisoned children.
Piper
We will probably never be rich...and we'll most likely live in a place that's not that big, but we'll work hard and we'll love each other...and we'll find so much happiness we won't even know what to do with it. We'll share it with our kid. Our kids. Will you marry me?
Bennett
If you say "bean leaves" one more time I'm going to punch you in the f*ck hole.
Leanne
Piper: Someone's grandma douches with disinfectant?
Cindy: Man, this was the pill before there was a pill. It's cheaper than condoms, and make your coochie crack smell like lemon fresh.
I owe my younger self 23 years of wild sex with multiple partners, but I'll settle for my name back.
Red
And you're not just another shill taking a paycheck from an evil system of oppression 'cause you're fighting it from the inside with drama class. Fine. Whatever you need to tell yourself to get by, but excuse me if I don't want to spend my precious time catering to the delusion that you're making a difference. I have my own quilt of lies to sew.
Alex
Poussey: Books are made from paper and trees, so we thought they should be returned to the trees from whence they came and everything.
Taystee: The ultimate book return.
Red's not my mom Wouldn't wish that on her. I wouldn't wish that on anyone.
Nicky
Prison is not cool. Being here is not cool. It's not brave or admirable or courageous, it's stupid. I feel stupid for being in here.
Soso
Go ahead and call me Jesus from now on 'cause this bitch just worked a miracle.
Sophia
Maybe this is exactly where I am supposed to be right now. Maybe this, right now, is making me a better person.
Piper
