Orange is the New Black
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Gloria: Look, if you wanted to look like a real woman, you would let your roots grow out and get some bags under your eyes.
Sophia: You know, historically, me and reality...not friends.
We have captive women, and we have underwear. All we need to do is recruit a bunch of girls with super stinky tutus, and then figure out a way to get the used goods out there to the freaks who want them.
Piper
I'm going for the Jewish experience. You feel me? Get all cultural on them, should be mad convincing. Man, I need some, like… Seinfeld episodes. Oh! Ka-ching! Check it out! Woody fucking Allen. Now, that's some Jew shit right there.
Black Cindy
You know what gives me a headache? This job! I gotta be there for my son because he needs a mother. I didn't ask for this shit. You know that my ankles are swollen. I got calluses! And then my hair, smells like canola oil. I fucking hate this place. I quit!
Gloria
Killers don't look like killers if they're good at their jobs.
Alex
I don't know what is going to happen, and if you guys don't get out of here, I can't write it to find out. So, if you love Time Hump Chronicles, please leave”.
Crazy Eyes
Ladies, now is the time to be bold. For when these men smell your panties, they are smelling your character. Let them smell daring and courage. Let them smell women who are unabashed and un-self-conscious. And let them say that Litchfield is a place where women love their bodies and have love to spare.
Piper
Pearson: But how can there be, uh, this many Jews in here? I mean, who are the Jews?
Caputo: I know. It's confusing, right? We used to have them wear the Stars of David, but we had to stop doing that after World War II. I don't remember why.
Who needs a life? She'll die from eating today's lunch.
Red
See, I don't believe it. If that lady were getting it on the regular with two dudes, she would not be sweating a rosemary garnish.
Taystee
That's fine, but we still need to deal with the rest of the world and how they see us. And when you come in late, and you call it a f*cking club, you make us all look like a joke. We need to know who we are, or they'll think we're joke
Leanne
It was fun for a while, but the fun just started to seem like everyone was covering up the empty feelings.
Leanne
