Orange is the New Black
Fridays 8:00 PM on NetflixOrange is the New Black Season 1 Quotes
If you ever want to go home, get that screwdriver back on that wall!
Claudette
I don't know. I've never cleaned up another person's pee before.
Piper
Lesbians can be very dangerous. It's the testosterone.
Healy
Piper: I'm not you wife.
Crazy Eyes: I threw my pie for you.
Why would anyone ever give up being a man? That's like winning the lottery and giving back the ticket.
Figueroa
There's no point in playin' shy baby. You're home.
Sophia
Sophia: I made my own. Commissary don't carry a size 13.
Piper: Is that duct tape?
Sophia: Metallics are very in this season.
Piper: She's issued a Fatwa against me. I think I'm gonna have to fight her.
Larry: What?
Piper: How am I going to fight an old Russian lady with back problems?
I just didn't expect to be punished... while I was being punished.
Piper
Sam: Why?
Piper: Why isn't this the Radisson?
Sam: Why do you need to be moved? Did somebody try to engage with you?
Maybe this is a bad time to say hi.
Alex
You love adventure, right? And that's what got you in there. This is all just a big adventure with liver, and yoga Jones and racism.
Larry
