Parenthood

Parenthood Season 1 Quotes

Season 1 Episode 13: "Lost and Found"

Sarah: I think we're better on our own and so, we should move on. Make a mess someplace new.
 • Rating: Unrated

Sarah: Don't be a victim you know. Just do something; you don't need an invitation to your own life.
Camille: You are absolutely right, and I'm really glad I taught you that.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Zeek: I couldn't get Adam to drink one beer with me.
Crosby: No way, if he drinks too much the stick might fall out of his ass.
 • Rating: Unrated

Sarah: You know, when I was your age I slept with my cousin's boyfriend.
Amber: Are you kidding?
Sarah: Yes, I didn't do that. I smoked and drank a lot, that is why you're so short
 • Rating: Unrated

Crosby: Jasmine, you are my family!
 • Rating: Unrated

Zeek: Camille, I want to spend the rest of the time we have together making our lives good. I'm going to sing now.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 1 Episode 12: "Team Braverman"

Adam: Listen, we're the adults, let's set a good example and not make this any worse.
Sarah: How can it get any worse?
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Crosby: I would like a ring side seat to that catfight.
Adam: You're an idiot.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Crosby: I'm not making you tea with sea horses; they could be on the endangered species list for all we know.
 • Rating: 2.0 / 5.0

Crosby: If you start speaking in tongues after you drink this am I going to be able to get a hold of Doctor Ting, does he use a phone?
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Adam: A wise man once told me that we always have to forgive each other and not get hung up on the past.
Zeek: Team Braverman.
 • Rating: 2.5 / 5.0

Kristina: One big happy freaking family.
Adam: Alright, thank you.
Kristina: Super.
 • Rating: 2.0 / 5.0

Camille: Sometimes being the perfect parent isn't worth the blood on the floor.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 1 Episode 11: "Solace"

Crosby: Clearly I don't know how to separate colors. Why you try to segregate my laundry?
 • Rating: Unrated

Zeek: Good for you for resisting when that boy, you know, was trying to get you to have intercourse with him. I'm so proud of you.
Haddie: Thanks Grandpa.
Zeek: You're welcome.
 • Rating: Unrated

Camille: Change is healthy.
Crosby: No it's not, that's an urban legend.
Camille: Sometimes you just have to make a choice.
 • Rating: Unrated

Realtor: Do you have a family?
Crosby: Uh, yeah, you know, it's complicated, but I did recently acquire a son.
 • Rating: Unrated

Camille: Go get dressed.
Sarah: I am dressed.
Camille: No, really dressed.
 • Rating: Unrated

Sarah: Look at her flirting and giggling, it's like she's in the Sex and the City movie.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 1 Episode 10: "Namaste No More"

Camille: I'm going to the market do you need anything?
Sarah: Could you get me a six pack of a different kind of intelligence.
Camille: What kind would you like?
 • Rating: Unrated

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