Parenthood

Parenthood Season 1 Quotes (Page 2)

Season 1 Episode 10: "Namaste No More"

Camille: If you don't start you're never going to succeed. I think you're afraid of trying.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Amber: Dude I'm so sorry. But believe me, if there's one thing I know, you don't want to cash in your V chip with a cliché, or a jerk, or douche.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Adam: I just want you guys to know the things I'm about to do with this blue cheese should probably be illegal.
 • Rating: Unrated

Jabbar: Should I go back to bed and make believe I didn't see you?
Crosby: Yes, that's a good plan.
 • Rating: Unrated

Crosby: This is the worst Adam, sounds like Dr. Phil wrote this.
 • Rating: Unrated

Crosby: Yeah I like sleep over's.
Jasmine: You do?
Crosby: Yeah, they're like my favorite.
Jasmine: Really?
Crosby: I didn't bring any jammies though.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 1 Episode 9: "Perchance to Dream"

Amber: Poetry reading? Yeah, I'd rather sell an organ, but thanks for inviting me.
Sarah: You know what, if you don't change that attitude it may come to that, because I don't think you need both livers anyway.
 • Rating: Unrated

Kristina: I hope it fits me; this left boob is a little bigger than the right.
 • Rating: Unrated

Kristina: You know what the problem is for mothers?
Sarah: Daughters.
Kristina: Daughters.
Julia: Amen.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Adam: Drew, listen to me. You are a Braverman, OK. Its genetic, you have the moves you know what I'm talking about. You have it in you.
 • Rating: Unrated

Sarah: It's about flowers right?
Amber: I think it might be about your vag.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 1 Episode 8: "Rubber Band Ball"

Sarah: Why do you insist on making every mistake I made?
 • Rating: Unrated

Zeek: You left your sock in my house, but took my granddaughter's innocence. Here's your sock.
 • Rating: Unrated

Zeek: I'm an irrational hard ass with rage issues. Don't piss me off.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Sarah: Amber is from a broken home, so that means she doesn't know a serious relationship from a sandwich yet.
 • Rating: Unrated

Sarah: Why does she hate me mom?
Camille: Daughters hate their mothers; I think it's the law of nature. But you know what, then they come back.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Sarah: I think I'll just try and get along with you and trust you.
Amber: OK. I'm meeting Damien and he's picking me up.
 • Rating: Unrated

Crosby: Your family is intense.
Jasmine: You think.
Crosby: That's saying a lot coming from me.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 1 Episode 7: "What's Goin' On Down There?"

Sarah: It's nice to live here, and of course what 38 year old woman doesn't enjoy living at home with her parents.
 • Rating: Unrated

Julia: It's more complicated then I just explained.
Haddie: Then screwing some poor slob out of his retirement.
Julia: What?
Haddie: Pretty Woman, I was just quoting Julia Roberts.
 • Rating: Unrated

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