Parenthood

Parenthood Season 1 Quotes (Page 3)

Season 1 Episode 7: "What's Goin' On Down There?"

Kristina: OK Adam, kittens on the grill...
Adam: As soon as I can.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Kristina: Sticker system Gabby was shooting tequila last night?
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Kristina: OK seriously, I want to know what you've got going on down there!
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Sarah: Seduce me with The Sound and the Fury.
Mr. Cyr: It would work every time.
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Season 1 Episode 6: "The Big O"

Kristina: Honey, I have to wash Max's bandanna, it's fifthly. If he's going to be a pirate, at least he's going to be a clean pirate.
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Julia: Are you afraid of being the father or not the father?
Crosby: Yes, both.
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Crosby: Oh look at this; she's the president of his fan club.
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Kristina: OK, then I'm going to Hawaii and you can raise my son.
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Camille: Does he look like you, because you were the cutest kid ever!?!
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Adam: So I'm just going to say that felt like the real deal. I'm right?
Kristina: Yep, your right!
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Season 1 Episode 5: "The Situation"

Julia: Crosby I'm serious, I'm, I'm... you have to get the test. Yes, there are serious financial and legal ramifications.
Crosby: You know, sometimes you sound so much like a lawyer.
 • Rating: Unrated

Amber: Can't you just punish me please?
Sarah: No I can't punish you, because I ran out of good punishments for you in Fresno. We'll have to see what he comes up with.
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Racquel: We can't make our children into something they are not.
Julia: Thanks. That's very Buddhist.
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Joel: Does telling me exactly what I should say make you feel like less of a control freak?
Julia: All right fine, this is who I am. I am going to except it. I'm a control freak.
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Sarah: He's not the only kid who's been dealt a rough hand.
Adam: I know.
Sarah: All Drew has done his whole life is wait for his father to show up...
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Adam: Well, what are we going to do about this?
Kristina: Nothing.
Adam: Nothing?
Kristina: It is what it is and there's nothing we can do about it.
Adam: Well, can I still hate the guy?
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 1 Episode 4: "Whassup"

Amber: You do know what he's doing in there, don't you?
Sarah: Yes, he's getting clean.
Amber: Spanking clean.
 • Rating: Unrated

Adam: Woody Allen said masturbation was having sex with someone you love.
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Joel: Oh jeez I'm sorry, I forgot the cardinal rule, only a Braverman can criticize another Braverman.
 • Rating: Unrated

Haddie: I have a right to my privacy.
Adam: Not in my house you don't.
 • Rating: Unrated

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