This is the worst Adam, sounds like Dr. Phil wrote this.

Crosby

Crosby: Yeah I like sleep over's.
Jasmine: You do?
Crosby: Yeah, they're like my favorite.
Jasmine: Really?
Crosby: I didn't bring any jammies though.

Amber: Poetry reading? Yeah, I'd rather sell an organ, but thanks for inviting me.
Sarah: You know what, if you don't change that attitude it may come to that, because I don't think you need both livers anyway.

I hope it fits me; this left boob is a little bigger than the right.

Kristina

Kristina: You know what the problem is for mothers?
Sarah: Daughters.
Kristina: Daughters.
Julia: Amen.

Drew, listen to me. You are a Braverman, OK. Its genetic, you have the moves you know what I'm talking about. You have it in you.

Adam

Sarah: It's about flowers right?
Amber: I think it might be about your vag.

Why do you insist on making every mistake I made?

Sarah

You left your sock in my house, but took my granddaughter's innocence. Here's your sock.

Zeek

I'm an irrational hard ass with rage issues. Don't piss me off.

Zeek

Amber is from a broken home, so that means she doesn't know a serious relationship from a sandwich yet.

Sarah

Sarah: Why does she hate me mom?
Camille: Daughters hate their mothers; I think it's the law of nature. But you know what, then they come back.

Parenthood Season 1 Quotes

Mom, I'm on my feet I'm not destitute. I've just got a little financial trouble and two degenerate kids, but I'll be fine.

Sarah

Max: Isn't the game today?
Adam: Well buddy I thought you were done with baseball.
Max: It's my team.
Adam: Games in 10 minutes everybody.