Favorite Parks and Recreation Quotes
Leslie: Come on Ron, we were friends for 10 years.
Ron: We were work proximity associates.
Ron: That's not the whole story.
Leslie: What does that mean?
Ron: It means what it means. That is not the whole story of why I left.
Ron: I have my rights as a US citizen to blow a hole in that f*cking door and get out! It's in the constitution!
Leslie: There's no swearing in the constitution.
Ron: You mean I've had a toy on my desk all this time?
Leslie: You mean you thought you had a REAL landmine on your desk??
Leslie: You forgot the last sentence.
Ron: No I didn't - I remember that part. It says "hire her."
I'll do anything! I'll watch a foreign film! I'll talk to a man with a ponytail!
Ron
Ron: You called me a "heartless thug."
Leslie: I absolutely did not!
Ron: You were tough. And honest.
That's the real reason I hired you. Those brownies were damn good.
Ron
Two years ago, you found out you were quarter French and had a nervous breakdown.
Leslie
Ron: Hello Larry.
Terry: It's Terry now.
Ron: Okay.
I was going to ask you for a job. In the federal government - even saying it feels dirty.
Ron
Sure I loved shutting things down, bleeding the beast from the inside...
Ron