Popular Parks and Recreation Quotes
Tammy does not abide by the Geneva Convention.
Ron
This is why they call it Beantown, huh?
Andy
Oh, you know, just regionally directing the midwest whatever of who cares.
April
Ben: You're my friend.
April: No I'm not, I've never cared for you.
I prefer quality over flash - that's why I refuse to write my signature in cursive.
Ron
Tom: Tom Haverford? That's nice, but I don't think we can consider me a celebrity.
Donna: That's your handwriting.
Andy: That book sounded so boring I almost cried a little.
April: Aw babe I'm sorry you had to hear that, you're safe now.
Ben: Please write it in cursive, it raises a lot of red fl-
Ron: No.
Why? Was there something inside the stupid ball?
Andy
It's f*cking milk.
Ron
Ron: Terry, what has Leslie been up to?
Terry: Oh getting ready for big press conference!
Ben: Terry come on!
You have to tell me because you legally bound yourself to me inmarriage!
Leslie
