Parks and Recreation

Thursdays 8:30 PM on NBC
Parks and recreation
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I hope the rest of your day is cool beans.

Ron

Hmm, a disappointingly good idea from Jerry.

Tom

Hey, are you alright? You seem super not happy.

Andy

If you are watching, perpetrator, just know that you are still at large.

Andy

You look like Encyclopedia Brown

Leslie

Ain’t no party like a Leslie Knope party cause a Leslie Knope party is 30 parties.

Leslie

I don't want to do things. I want to not do to things like you taught me.

April

When Andy proposed to me, he gave me a ring pop, but he ate it first. How did Ben do it?

April

I love games that turn people against each other.

April

When you're not around, Tom drinks tap water.

Ann

Ohh, girl, you look creepy.

Andy

If your job was remotely interesting, there would be a show on A&E about it.

Tom
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Parks & Rec Quotes

Time is money, money is power, power is pizza, and pizza is knowledge, let’s go!

April

Andy: From now on, we will be using code names. You can address me as
Eagle One. Ann, code name -- Been There, Don That. April is --
Currently Doing That. Donna is -- It Happened Once in a Dream; Chris,
code name -- If I Had To Pick a Dude. Ben is -- Eagle Two.
Ben: Oh thank God.