Andy? After we broke up, he told me he would doing to Kansas to climb mountains. So ... I don't really know where he is.

Ann

How did Cinderella finish her dress so fast? Birds and squirrels, yeah that's not gonna work.

Leslie

Leslie: Yeah, it's exciting-
Joan: Cut the chatter. Telehosting? Not as easy as it looks, OK? This isn't C-SPAN. This is Local Access 46.

Leslie: Oh, hello! I've always dreamed of you.
Evelyn: Excuse me?
Leslie: Meeting you.

Well, if you want something done in this town, you call Mark Brendanawicz because he's a city planner, but he's more than that. He's kind of a fixer. He fixes things. He's a smart, capable guy. He just .... he knows where the bodies are buried.

Leslie Knope

No one achieves anything alone.

Leslie

Jazz, plus jazz, plus jazz!

Leslie

Andy: I have no idea how to run a nonprofit.
April: Hey, you shined shoes for two years and never earned a profit.

We need to get Leslie something that erases the enormous emotional debt that has built up over years of this gift-giving imbalance.

Ron

Your butler made your bed and now you need to lie in it.

Leslie

I want to tell you about my idea for assault rifle vending machines.

Fester Trim

I'm sorry are you eating Turkey Chili off of a frisbee?

Ben

Parks & Rec Quotes

Time is money, money is power, power is pizza, and pizza is knowledge, let’s go!

April

Just remember every time you look up at the moon, I too will be looking at a moon. Not the same moon, obviously, that’s impossible.

Andy