I think that comic sans always screams fun, right?


Well nothing's bruised but my ego. And my arm, a little, from the mechanized gate.


Andy: We are responsible adults, you know what that means right?
April: I know.
Andy: That means we have money and we're going to buy the f*ck out of this house

Leslie: Come on Ron, we were friends for 10 years.
Ron: We were work proximity associates.

Leslie: Merry congratuchristmas!
Ron: What?

It's too bad. I just taught her how to whittel. She made me this tiny sharpened stick.


Donor: So you do a lot of investing?
Andy: We dabble. I recently invested in some shirts at a garage sale. Left those at a Wendy's, on the way home, so... the economy.

Leslie: Ron, you big fat giant sap!
Ron: That seems unnecessary.

That's the style now Ron. It's called Lollipopping. All the kids are doing it.


Ron: I have my rights as a US citizen to blow a hole in that f*cking door and get out! It's in the constitution!
Leslie: There's no swearing in the constitution.

We should sue Jamm's parents for spawning a human turd burger.


Andy: I do love you.
April: You do?
Andy: Yea.. that's what, you know, makes the sauce so awesome.

Parks & Rec Quotes

Time is money, money is power, power is pizza, and pizza is knowledge, let’s go!


Just remember every time you look up at the moon, I too will be looking at a moon. Not the same moon, obviously, that’s impossible.