Popular Parks and Recreation Quotes
Andy? After we broke up, he told me he would doing to Kansas to climb mountains. So ... I don't really know where he is.Ann
How did Cinderella finish her dress so fast? Birds and squirrels, yeah that's not gonna work.Leslie
Leslie: Yeah, it's exciting-
Joan: Cut the chatter. Telehosting? Not as easy as it looks, OK? This isn't C-SPAN. This is Local Access 46.
Leslie: Oh, hello! I've always dreamed of you.
Evelyn: Excuse me?
Leslie: Meeting you.
Well, if you want something done in this town, you call Mark Brendanawicz because he's a city planner, but he's more than that. He's kind of a fixer. He fixes things. He's a smart, capable guy. He just .... he knows where the bodies are buried.Leslie Knope
No one achieves anything alone.Leslie
Jazz, plus jazz, plus jazz!Leslie
Andy: I have no idea how to run a nonprofit.
April: Hey, you shined shoes for two years and never earned a profit.
We need to get Leslie something that erases the enormous emotional debt that has built up over years of this gift-giving imbalance.Ron
Your butler made your bed and now you need to lie in it.Leslie
I want to tell you about my idea for assault rifle vending machines.Fester Trim
I'm sorry are you eating Turkey Chili off of a frisbee?Ben