I'll never be a cop! I'll have to be a robber...

Andy

Is he eating soup? On a bench? Alone?

Donna

I will defeat you. I will defeat you right into my pants.

Tammy

Hahaha, write down that I'm funny!

Tom

I’ve been reading up on nipples.

Chris

Oh yeah, tiny rolled up scrolls delivered by foxes.

April

What's cholesterol?

Ron

The statement that this reporter has is a question.

Perd Hapley

Ann, you beautiful tropical fish.

Leslie

Oh crap, did we lose seniors in the woods again?

Jerry

Everything is amazing. Today is perfect. And I love you.

Chris

I'm from Eagleton.

Leslie

Parks & Rec Quotes

Time is money, money is power, power is pizza, and pizza is knowledge, let’s go!

April

Just remember every time you look up at the moon, I too will be looking at a moon. Not the same moon, obviously, that’s impossible.

Andy