Popular Parks and Recreation Quotes
Ben: Hypothetical crisis: Leslie just tried to answer a question, but audibly farted and then threw up. Spin.
Chris: Leslie Knope is literally overflowing with ideas for this town. And speaking about methane, have you heard about her plan to limit greenhouse gas emissions?
Councilman Jamm: You know who else had plans?
Leslie: Oh please don't say Hitler.
Councilman Jamm: Hitler!
Tom: Every song I download has to pass a series of rigorous tests to answer one simple question: is it a banger?
It’s your me. It’s wife.Leslie
Chris: Rethink our visual brand, take these words, and make something amazing!
Tom: So you're saying you want me to choose a new font?
Chris: Yes, essentially I'd like you to choose a new font.
Thank you Mr. Swanson for your absurd opinion which you share with no one.Leslie
When I eat it is the food that is scared.Ron
Anything else would be a classless move, on par with sprayJen
painting nipples on the Lincoln Memorial.
Who am I suppose to ask for fashion advice? Jerry? He wears the same suit-stained khakis every day.Tom
Leslie: You're the most unreasonable person I've ever meet and I'm not going to change my mind no matter what anyone says.
Ron: You're bad at scrapbooking.
Ron: Tammy and I are in love, and we're going to start a family together. In fact. She's ovulating. So if you'll excuse us, we're heading off on our honeymoon.
Jerry: Wow, where you going?
If we can't get the rights, I'm going ot walkAndy