Popular Parks and Recreation Quotes
Leslie: Did he do all this just for you?
Ann: No, he just lives like this. He's deeply in debt, but who cares.
Sure I loved shutting things down, bleeding the beast from the inside...Ron
What the fuck is a German muffin?!?Ron
Ben: You know what I like? Calzones.
Chief Trumple: What the hell's wrong with this guy?
And it's important because Pawnee is the fourth fattest town in the U.S. It goes us, Dallas, Tulsa and certain parts of the Mall of America.Leslie
Tom: Hold up. Former beauty queen Jessica Wicks?
Tom: I'm Tom Haverford. I'm going to be running point on this, Bill.
Are you hitting on Leslie for me?Ben
Ron: Haircuts, there are three acceptable haircuts: High and tight, crew cut, buzz cut. Are the scissors broken in your house, son?
We really need better security here. We also need better, less offensive history.Leslie
Ben: You have an opinion on pockets!
Leslie: Yes! I think they should all be bigger!
[to Andy] I'm happy for you about your job, and that you've learned some new words, but I've made my decision.Ann
Unless Andy can un-kiss Ann, then I'm not going to change my mind.April