Popular Parks and Recreation Quotes
I think that comic sans always screams fun, right?Jerry
Well nothing's bruised but my ego. And my arm, a little, from the mechanized gate.Leslie
Andy: We are responsible adults, you know what that means right?
April: I know.
Andy: That means we have money and we're going to buy the f*ck out of this house
Leslie: Come on Ron, we were friends for 10 years.
Ron: We were work proximity associates.
Leslie: Merry congratuchristmas!
It's too bad. I just taught her how to whittel. She made me this tiny sharpened stick.Ron
Donor: So you do a lot of investing?
Andy: We dabble. I recently invested in some shirts at a garage sale. Left those at a Wendy's, on the way home, so... the economy.
Leslie: Ron, you big fat giant sap!
Ron: That seems unnecessary.
That's the style now Ron. It's called Lollipopping. All the kids are doing it.Leslie
Ron: I have my rights as a US citizen to blow a hole in that f*cking door and get out! It's in the constitution!
Leslie: There's no swearing in the constitution.
We should sue Jamm's parents for spawning a human turd burger.April
Andy: I do love you.
April: You do?
Andy: Yea.. that's what, you know, makes the sauce so awesome.