Popular Parks and Recreation Quotes
Sir? This is a childrens slide. You're not allowed to sleep here.Leslie Knope
Marcie: Hmm, you seem to have a $40 late fee on a book called Mysteries of the Female Orgasm!
Leslie: No I don't!
Shauna: I'm surprised no one's complained about this.
Leslie: Oh, tons of people have. Yeah ... we get letters every day.
Leslie: That fish over there kinda reminds me of my mom.
Leslie: It's just being very withholding.
Mark: Ron, none of this is up to code.
Ron: Sure it is. It's up to the Swanson code.
This spaceship keyboard is driving me crazy. I'm down to one word a minute and the word is perflipiskop. Because I can't fly spaceships.Donna
Carl: There's been 10 assaults already this year.
Leslie: Wow, really? Can't you station a park ranger out here?
Carl: We have! Who do you think they're assaulting? I'm sorry, I didn't mean to yell.
Donna: Did you just pee your pants?
Jerry: Just a dab.
Ann: What are you up to?
Leslie: Just looking up scandalous information about my co-workers for a game we're playing.
Ann: My taxes pay your salary right?
Video Ron Demand.Tom
Ron: You called me a "heartless thug."
Leslie: I absolutely did not!
Ron: You were tough. And honest.
I call eggs pre-birds or future birds.Tom