Popular Parks and Recreation Quotes
I hate riddles, and other such nonsense. I want that on record, but something wicked with a book is my ex-wife's library.Ron
So what did you guys talk about? Old times? Oh, I love talking about old times. New times are great too, but there's just something about old times. You know what I mean?Leslie
Chris: Ron, I want to do things the Swanson way.
Ron: Wonderful. First rule. No conversation lasts longer than 100 total words. I have used 9. You have used 20.
Why? Was there something inside the stupid ball?Andy
For date of birth, you wrote 'spring time.'Ann
Derek: Because old people are funny.
Ben: Yeah, it'll be like the Golden Girls.
Ben: I guess we'll just set fire to the studio or something.
Leslie: Oh that's so sweet, I've never had a boyfriend willing to commit arson for me before.
Donna: It gets old.
Leslie: How do we cut through the red tape and how do we get this pit filled in? Ideas?
Tom: We need to cut through the red tape and get the pit filled in.
Leslie: Yes, Tom. Good.
I'm sorry, Shauna. I think I need to go. But, um, thank you so much and as always everything I said is off the record. OK? Bye.Leslie
Is Mark the guy who's fixing your shower? Because I don't know about you, Mark, but I've seen a lot of porn, and I know what "fixing your shower" means.Andy
If we can't get the rights, I'm going ot walkAndy