Popular Parks and Recreation Quotes
Sure I loved shutting things down, bleeding the beast from the inside...Ron
Leslie: Can we all agree on eliminating any of these designs.
April: Ann's blows.
Ann: Wow, don't hold back.
April: No offense but it's a giant picture of a park. That's not art.
Ann: Well, at least it's not a fat human hamster eating meat.
April: You don't even work here.
Leslie: OK, guys you both have a point. Ann, yours was a little trite. And April, yours was hellish, and might make someone vomit.
April: Thank you.
Ben: I guess we'll just set fire to the studio or something.
Leslie: Oh that's so sweet, I've never had a boyfriend willing to commit arson for me before.
Donna: It gets old.
Ann, you poetic and noble land mermaid.Leslie
Ron: You mean I've had a toy on my desk all this time?
Leslie: You mean you thought you had a REAL landmine on your desk??
Meanwhile, me and you are on a boat - to the airport.Andy
Ron: Anyone find any mistakes?
April: Yeah, actually, in here it says that Pawnee is great, but in reality it's terrible.
Son, there's no wrong way to consume alcohol.Ron
Leslie: Ma'am, the next we speak, we shall be dancing on the grave of a possum.
Well, I am not usually one for speeches. So, goodbye.Ron
Wanna funk this junk in the back of my trunk?The Douche
This could be my Hoover Dam.Leslie