Popular Parks and Recreation Quotes
Martin: Coming up, a very special video presentation called Even My Tongue is Fat: The Story of Pawnee.
Ron: I went to Paunch Burger and got a number two: Double Bacon Grenade Deluxe with hash browns, chili cheese fries, and one poached egg.
Ann: Ugh, number two is right.
Leslie: Get out of here Ed, I fired you!
Ed: Oh, yeah. If anyone wants to hang, I'll be at Subway!
My mom's Puerto Rican. That's why I'm so lively and colorful.April
Chris, you have come up with a plan so spectacularly horrible that it might ruin the entire department.Ron
Well, this simulated disaster is a total disaster.Leslie
So it learns information about me?Ron
And just like that. The one tiny aspect of government I enjoyed was clubbed to death before my eyes.Ron
I know you're probably thinking, "There's that crazy gate lady from outside back again." And to some extent, you're right. I am the gate lady. But the only thing I'm crazy about is leaving the past behind.Leslie
I'm fix six and three-quarters.Tom
I am back where I came from!Leslie
Needles in your face pleasure in your base.Donna