Parks and Recreation

Parks and Recreation "Telethon" Quotes

Ann: I love her so much, but I think I'm going to draw a mustache on her face.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Leslie: I just got to tell you I'm a little tired, so I may have parked on your front lawn.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Leslie: Hey, Mark. It's Leslie. Change of plans. Can you call me back? Tom, get here. Call me. Bye. Hey, Leslie. It's Leslie. Hang in there. I love you. Bye.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Leslie: Or get your tissues out if you're like me and think handkerchiefs are gross.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Mark: You ever seen this man sleep? It's like underwater ballet.
 • Rating: 2.0 / 5.0

Ron: Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Don't teach a man to fish, and you feed yourself. He's a grown man. Fishing's not that hard.
 • Rating: 4.9 / 5.0

Ron: I suffer from a disorder called Sleep Fighting.
Leslie: Wow, must be terrible.
Ron: Only when I'm losing.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Tom: I need you to make that out to Wendy. Tom is an amazing guy. You never should have left him. You made a huge mistake in your life and you're probably going to die alone. Love, Detlef.
 • Rating: Unrated

Tom: Brooks Brothers Boys, it's like the cuts are slimmer, and it's cheaper. Win win.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Leslie: So how are things going with you two?
April: They're going really well. We're gonna get married and I'm pregnant with his child.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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