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I love her so much, but I think I'm going to draw a mustache on her face.

Ann

I just got to tell you I'm a little tired, so I may have parked on your front lawn.

Leslie

Hey, Mark. It's Leslie. Change of plans. Can you call me back? Tom, get here. Call me. Bye. Hey, Leslie. It's Leslie. Hang in there. I love you. Bye.

Leslie

Or get your tissues out if you're like me and think handkerchiefs are gross.

Leslie

You ever seen this man sleep? It's like underwater ballet.

Mark

Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Don't teach a man to fish, and you feed yourself. He's a grown man. Fishing's not that hard.

Ron

Ron: I suffer from a disorder called Sleep Fighting.
Leslie: Wow, must be terrible.
Ron: Only when I'm losing.

I need you to make that out to Wendy. Tom is an amazing guy. You never should have left him. You made a huge mistake in your life and you're probably going to die alone. Love, Detlef.

Tom

Brooks Brothers Boys, it's like the cuts are slimmer, and it's cheaper. Win win.

Tom
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