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Sales person: Oh, we don't accept American currency, sir.
Ron: This is the most wonderful piece of paper in the world. Of course you'll accept it. Accept it.

Look—a clock. We don't have that in America. You call that a tower? Try the Sears Tower, friend.

Ron

Leslie: The Knotting Hill bus tour starts at 2. The Love Actually tour starts at 2:30. Oh, but the Bridget Jones bus tour starts at 2:30 also. What do we do? Ron-your pick.

History began July 4th, 1776. Anything before that was a mistake.

Ron

Last week I was in clue in the Pawnee paper crossword puzzle. The clue? "Who's the worst?"

Leslie

Great job, everyone. The reception will be held in each of our individual houses, alone.

Ron

This is like a waking nightmare of happiness!

Leslie

I warned you. Standard birth control methods are usually ineffective against a Swanson.

Ron

Tom: What brand is it?
Ann: It's called "Womb, There It Is!"

Are you kidding me? Sell baby, sell! Could you imagine the Treat Yo'Self day we could have? It would be pedicures on top of pedicures on top of pedicures.

Donna

I had a small part in Argo. As well as the porn version, Our Goo.

Brandy Maxx

This case just remained interesting.

Andy
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Parks & Rec Quotes

Time is money, money is power, power is pizza, and pizza is knowledge, let’s go!

April

Dear frozen yogurt, you are the celery of desserts. Be ice cream or be nothing.

Ron
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