Parks and Recreation Quotes
So, hands in, defeat Ron on three! 1, 2, 3!
Leslie
Yeah! I'd love to shots…because wine makes me sleepy now.
April
Leslie: Who cares if they have more money, I have the most valuable currency in America: a blind, stubborn, belief that what I am doing is right!
You all have 36 hours to find me $90 million, go!
Leslie
April: I guess I could pick up a brisket tomorrow and start it for dinner Thursday.
Andy: Oh Thursday's no good - I have production meetings ALL day. And we have dinner with Joe and Donna on Friday. Hey, you know, Sunday. We could go to the farmer's market, put the brisket in the slow cooker, get a movie on payper view - the new Jason Borne movie is supposed to be pretty funny.
April: AHHH!!
Hahaha, write down that I'm funny!
Tom
And the Tommy Chopper. We sell chopped salad out of a decommissioned military helicopter. I'm a mogul now!
Tom
Andy: And I have my own TV show!
Announcer: Welcome back to the Johnny Awesome: Super Awesome Musical Explosion Show!
Yes, the sky has land.
Ron
Leslie: Get out of here Ed, I fired you!
Ed: Oh, yeah. If anyone wants to hang, I'll be at Subway!
Ron: Hello Knope.
Leslie: Hello former strange person I used to friend. You're looking very Ron-like.
Ron: You have your same hair.
Leslie: No! I don't! I have bangs now!
Ron: I've never known what bangs are and I don't intend to learn!
I'm already so bored thinking about that one day off. I should go law school!
Leslie
