Parks and Recreation

Parks and Recreation Quotes (Page 5)

Episode 4: "Pawnee Rangers"

Leslie: We're called the Pawnee Goddesses and we're freakin' awesome.
 • Rating: 4.3 / 5.0

Donna: What is wrong with you today? Did they cancel Game of Thrones?
 • Rating: 4.3 / 5.0

Ron: We have one activity planned: not getting killed.
 • Rating: 3.7 / 5.0

Donna: Is he eating soup? On a bench? Alone?
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Donna: Needles in your face pleasure in your base.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Leslie: I've taught them too well. I've created a mob of little Leslie Knope monsters. I'm so proud.
 • Rating: 3.5 / 5.0

Tom: Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, this is a whole never level of nerd.
 • Rating: Unrated

Donna: Uh oh, Batman's crying.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Ann: I bought this Mackerel at the Supermarket. I've been standing in the water with the fish on my hook for 30 minutes. I saw it on an episode of I Love Lucy. Pathetic? Maybe, but it feels pretty good to have a bunch of little boys be super in to me. That came out wrong.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Episode 3: "Born & Raised"

Jerry: Mine just says "get well soon."
Leslie: Aren't you sick?
Jerry: No.
Leslie: ...something's off.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Leslie: "The Time Travelers Optometrist" by Pawnee's own Penelope Foster. A heart-warming story about a caveman eye doctor who travels to present day Cincinnati and can see everything but love. Unreadable. Then Joan slaps her sticker on it: bestseller four years in a row.
 • Rating: Unrated

Tom: At the risk bragging one of the things I'm best at is riding coattails. Behind every successful man is me smiling and taking partial credit.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Ron: Anyone find any mistakes?
April: Yeah, actually, in here it says that Pawnee is great, but in reality it's terrible.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Leslie: I have to tell you this feels like Gotcha journalism.
Joan: In what way?
Leslie: That way [points to a picture] you put "Gotcha" on my face.
 • Rating: Unrated

Tom: Ben, Leslie hired my company to get her that sticker. You're the one that told me businesses need "clients" to get "money."
Ben: I was the first one to tell you that?
 • Rating: Unrated

Leslie: I am back where I came from!
 • Rating: Unrated

Ben: Is she gonna powder her vagina?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Leslie: I'm from Eagleton.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Ron: Anne was getting a little chummy. When people get a little too chummy with me I like to call them by the wrong name to let them know I don't really care about them.
April: That's a really nice move.
Ron: Thank you.
April: You're welcome Lester.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Episode 2: "Ron & Tammys"

Ron: Leslie, NO! We use that stuff to burn warts off mules!
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

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