John McCain: Has anyone ever told you your tenacity can be a bit intimidating.
Leslie: Yes, every day of my life since the 4th grade.

Creativity is for people with glasses who like to lie.

Ron

Tell him it's Count Chocula. Wait, no, sorry it's Andy Dwyer

Andy

Itineraries aren't the right place to mess around!

Leslie

To me! I own two restaurants, as well as several other properties. As long as we're celebrating.

Tom

Ben: I'm Ben Wyatt and I'm running for Congress.
Leslie: That was so hot.

Ben: You have an opinion on pockets!
Leslie: Yes! I think they should all be bigger!

Ron does this weird thing where he says exactly what he means. Just ignore him.

Tom

Michelle we were best friends since high school, except when you stop talking to me because you thought your boyfriend was into me. He was.

Donna

You guys are gonna fit in so well in Washington. Most of Congress is drunk all of the time.

Jen

Ben: You're my sexy roommate, we love each other!
Leslie: Whoo! That's me!

Leslie: Now remember, you're in campaign mode. Your goal is to act like everyone is interesting and important.
Jerry: Hey guys!
Leslie: Nope, too hard.

Parks & Rec Quotes

Time is money, money is power, power is pizza, and pizza is knowledge, let’s go!

April

Andy: From now on, we will be using code names. You can address me as
Eagle One. Ann, code name -- Been There, Don That. April is --
Currently Doing That. Donna is -- It Happened Once in a Dream; Chris,
code name -- If I Had To Pick a Dude. Ben is -- Eagle Two.
Ben: Oh thank God.