Parks and Recreation

Parks and Recreation Quotes (Page 6)

Season 5 Episode 12: "Ann's Decision"

The Douche: Wanna funk this junk in the back of my trunk?
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Tom: It smells like some vomit took a dump in here.
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April: As Eleanor Roosevelt once said to Betty Ford, "Hilary Clinton is great!"
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Swanson: I did not sleep for one second last night. And I cracked the bottom of the toilet bowl.
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Andy: Fleetwood Mac Sex Pants! Band name I call it! Or maybe just Fleetwood Mac.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

April: I don't know who Ann Taylor is but I hate her and want to kill her.
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Andy: Honestly, you'd look hot naked.
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Ann: This guy went to Harvard.
Leslie: So did the Unabomber!
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Ron: There's been a mistake. You've accidentally given me the food that my food eats.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Leslie: You are so brilliant and kind and stupid-hot!
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Leslie: We'll do a double date. You and you. And me and Ben!
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Swanson: I'm going to get 12 eggs and part of a dead animal. Dealer's choice. Please and thank you.
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Season 5 Episode 11: "Women in Garbage"

Chris: I guess I'll have to wait for tomorrow's paper to find out our relationship status.
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Ron: I love nothing!
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Tom: I've been a baller since birth, son. Now I'm an athlete.
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Tom: Did I do basketball?
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Chris: According to Leslie's binder, her and April are making better time than on a normal day.
Leslie: Oh that's weird with us being women and all. You'd think our boobs would be getting in the way.
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April: Let's rock this.
Leslie: April, I love you, but I don't need your sarcasm.
April: I'm serious. Let's get rolling, let's get into some garbage!
(to the camera) What? I love garbage.
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Man on committee: I believe one problem with hiring women is that they're frail and breakable.
Leslie: Are you sure you're not talking about a lightbulb? Or your hip?
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Amy: Did anyone notice that there are no women on the gender equality committee?
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