A kiss is a kiss. I like boys. Trust me, if I'm kissing you, it's because it's practice for the real thing.

Alison [to Emily]

I think you're the one who needs a trip to Oz. See if the Wizard can find you a heart.

Hanna [to Mona]

Aria: Where are going?
Emily: To the restroom. But if you guys don't believe me, we can all try to squeeze into one stall.

You can go now. This beauty doesn't need a beast.

Mona [to Lucas]

Don't you want someone real? Someone you can scratch and sniff?


Aria: I've not looking for anyone more than a friend.
Hanna: Don't you have enough on Facebook?

Spencer, you do not need to know any more big words. You're already scary enough to anyone under 50.


This is a one paycheck family, and we can't live a two-paycheck life.


Aria: How did he get into an Ivy League school?
Spencer: It must have been affirmative action for goths and emos.

It's immortality, my darlings.


Byron: I don't wanna leave.
Ella: I don't want you to stay.

Lucas: I didn't mean to invade your personal... skin.
Hanna: It's okay. The Leprosy cleared up.

Pretty Little Liars Quotes

Jenna's back, and she's knocking into walls.


Lord help the mister who comes between me and my sister.