Somebody up there has a divine sense of irony.

Wren

Hanna: Maybe he's just bringing raw meat to Jenna's cat.
Spencer: Toby lives there, too, and they don't have a cat.
Hanna: Then maybe he was bringing over raw meat for Jenna.

Hanna: I don't want to talk about it.
Spencer: You have to. You're in an elevator. Where are you going to go?

Hanna: If I see another bowl of green Jello, I'm going to puke on your shoes.
Spencer: Oh, God. Then, I'll walk behind you.

Here I was hoping you'd be at the potter's wheel, so I could wrap my arms around you and hum "Unchained Melody."

Ezra

Jenna can't hear us; she's blind...You know what I mean.

Hanna

Hanna: Is this a gay thing?
Emily: No. It's a brain thing.

You don't bury old sporting equipment. But you do bury murder weapons.

Spencer

Emily: This is me relaxed.
Hanna: We're gonna have to work on that.

Watch out. I might go for the daughter upgrade.

Ella

Mona is five feet
of insidious snark with a side ponytail,
and I just -- I wanna grab it, and I wanna yank it really, really hard.

Spencer

Aria: Maybe we should just send Mrs. DeLaurentis a note or something?
Spencer: I don't think
there's a section for "I'm sorry you got traumatized" cards.

Pretty Little Liars Quotes

You either love someone or you don't.

Spencer

People who are meant to be together take a break and find their way back to their first love.