Hanna: You don't think her ear is in here do you?
Emily: That's a big box for an ear.

Aria: You're giving her a book of horse pictures?
Hanna: Yeah, it's classier than a calendar.
Spencer: No, classy would be buying something new, Hanna.

Hanna: As soon as I get more than shrimp in my stomach, you're gonna be in a world of pain.
Kate: We'll see.

Could you please move your stick? There are people trying to get past you.

Emily [to Jenna]

I am now officially done eating. Forever.


Hanna: You are not starved! You just had a whole bowl of jellybeans.
Mona: They were complimentary.

Ashley: Hanna, compassion.
Hanna: I have it, just not in the morning.

It's time to tell people about us. I think we should tell your parents first because they should hear it from us.


If it wasn't for Isa the skank, my dad would be with my mom right now and she wouldn't be alone.


Spencer: Do you need to take another shower?
Emily: I think five is enough.

I'm gonna pick out my college, the same way I pick out my clothes. From a catalog.


Hanna: What do you think?
Mona: Hold on. Let me stop dry heaving first.

Pretty Little Liars Quotes

Noel: This is insane.
Aria: You are right about that.

It's over, bitch!