Maybe [Toby] took a break from sitting on his porch and pulling the heads off of squirrels.

Spencer

Hanna: If you're gonna cheat, you might as well do it with someone who deep conditions her hair occasionally.
Spencer: Here. Put something in your mouth besides your foot.

I care aboout you, so I'll wait. You don't need to say anything. You just need to know that.

Maya

I was telling the truth - I wish I'd met you first.

Wren [to Spencer]

Toby: Notice how much we keep saying "sorry" to each other.
Emily: Sorry.

Wren: You're face is very fair.
Spencer: How about some black coffee?
Wren: I've been drinking scotch. I'd rather not mix my beverages.

Mr. Sperling. Do you have something to add to the conversation, aside from phlegm?

Mr. Fitz

Spencer: That jacket is really not you.
Hanna: Then it's perfect.

Aria: My friends thought you had nice legs.
Ezra: What did you think?
Aria: That I was embarrassed my friends thought you had nice legs.

I wish we had a drum roll for this. We are officially A-proofed.

Hanna

Ezra: Do you need me to drive you home?
Aria: That's the last place I want to be.

I skipped scary and went straight to Sookie.

Maya

Pretty Little Liars Quotes

Mona played with dolls, I play with body parts. Game on bitches.

A

Alison: It's like you went to sleep one night and forgot who I am.
Aria: I know exactly who you are. A.
Alison: Stop saying that.
Aria: Why should I? You're A! You stole the game from Mona and then you killed her because she had proof.