Maybe [Toby] took a break from sitting on his porch and pulling the heads off of squirrels.

Spencer

Hanna: If you're gonna cheat, you might as well do it with someone who deep conditions her hair occasionally.
Spencer: Here. Put something in your mouth besides your foot.

I care aboout you, so I'll wait. You don't need to say anything. You just need to know that.

Maya

I was telling the truth - I wish I'd met you first.

Wren [to Spencer]

Toby: Notice how much we keep saying "sorry" to each other.
Emily: Sorry.

Wren: You're face is very fair.
Spencer: How about some black coffee?
Wren: I've been drinking scotch. I'd rather not mix my beverages.

Mr. Sperling. Do you have something to add to the conversation, aside from phlegm?

Mr. Fitz

Spencer: That jacket is really not you.
Hanna: Then it's perfect.

Aria: My friends thought you had nice legs.
Ezra: What did you think?
Aria: That I was embarrassed my friends thought you had nice legs.

I wish we had a drum roll for this. We are officially A-proofed.

Hanna

Ezra: Do you need me to drive you home?
Aria: That's the last place I want to be.

I skipped scary and went straight to Sookie.

Maya

Pretty Little Liars Quotes

When we picked you up, you kept calling me Arlene.

Aria [to Emily]

You think the truth is this big shiny disco ball of purity then go ahead and try it. See what it gets you. Telling the truth to the wrong person at the wrong time is how I ended up where I did. Take it from me you're always better off with a really good lie.

Alison