Favorite Privileged Quotes
You have to talk to me eventually, you might need my bone marrow one day
Sage [to Rose]
I do know that part of being a good boyfriend is listening... and big presents never hurt either
Will
Will: I'm sorry I told you to ditch your family. The woman I fell in love with could never give up on anybody
Megan: did you just..?
Will: That's right, I love you Megan Smith. Deal with that
Megan: I love you too
Rose: Is megan still out with her dad?
Romie: I don't know, you never ask me about my family
[Romie leaves]
Sage: Does Romie have a family?
Megan: Good morning ladies!
Sage: Okay that "first thing in the morning chipper voice" you do has to stop
Marco: Why don't you write her a Dear John letter while your at it
Charlie: What are you talking about?
Marco: Don't be coy with me Chuckles
it's like watching Mary Poppins on crystal meth
Sage
Hey lady, i can see your va-jay-jay!
Random kid
I know who you are and p.s. I puke outfits cuter than that one
Sage
Are you deaf AND fat? I just said she was dating someone
Sage
Megan: You can't not try because you're afraid your gonna fail... that'd be like not wanting to go on a date because your afraid all guys will cheat on you... that'd be like not writing because your afraid your not gonna get published anyways
Rose: Are we talking about Sex and the City now? Because I loved that movie..
Photographer: we were supposed to get a signature from their mother.
Sage: Grandmother... our mother's dead. Feeling stupid yet?
