Favorite Privileged Quotes
Will: I've been refilling your coffee for over a year now peter, you never had a problem with it before
Peter: I didn't know you wipe your ass with my paychecks before. I'm sorry, was that too blunt?
You're Rose Baker. You're hot! Come on, the guy had bacne last year, he should be kissing the ground you walk on!
Sage
Are you deaf AND fat? I just said she was dating someone
Sage
Photographer: we were supposed to get a signature from their mother.
Sage: Grandmother... our mother's dead. Feeling stupid yet?
Hey lady, i can see your va-jay-jay!
Random kid
it's like watching Mary Poppins on crystal meth
Sage
I know who you are and p.s. I puke outfits cuter than that one
Sage
Megan: Good morning ladies!
Sage: Okay that "first thing in the morning chipper voice" you do has to stop
Sage: I so would have rocked my mug shot...
Marco: I'm sure there will be plenty more opportunities
You have some serious balls stealing a bracelet and then wearing back to the scene of a crime
Sage
Megan: You can't not try because you're afraid your gonna fail... that'd be like not wanting to go on a date because your afraid all guys will cheat on you... that'd be like not writing because your afraid your not gonna get published anyways
Rose: Are we talking about Sex and the City now? Because I loved that movie..
Sage: I am so sick of you worshiping at the altar of Megan Smith
Rose: What is that supposed to mean?
Sage: You've been acting all righteous ever since her and her poly cotton ass has walked into this house
