Privileged Quotes
Megan: Can we go to the spa?
Jacob: Patience grasshopper
Megan: Patience schmacience. i have a knot so deep in my neck it's almost a bone... I named it Sage.
I'm talking about good old fashion self respect... kinda big in the 90s... i hear it's making a big comeback
Megan
Just cause that ship has sailed... doesn't mean it has to sail every time
Megan
Oh my god, you're on a pay phone. Do you have any Purell on you?
Rose
Your friend...parsley...sage...the tall one!
Lily
Megan: I had this whole speech planned...
Marco: I'm sure it was good
Megan: Instead I let her watch porn and called her a slut
Megan: ...she was gonna have sex with Bobby Gardner
Marco: the gardener?
Megan: We didn't have a lawn, much less someone to keep it neat
Megan: Who told you I was dating someone?
Will: Marco, the original gossip girl.
Charlie: She bought porn? Who buys porn anymore? It's all free on the internet
Megan: Cost is not the issue here
Megan: Which one do you prefer? And i'd like to remind you, I am a very vulnerable girl who's about to go on her first sex date in two years so mocking would be in very poor taste
Marco: Way to knock the wind out of a girl's sails
Megan: And if I say all guys like big boobs you'd say?
Jacob: Not me, I hate them.
Guys like you don't end up with girls like Megan... not now at least... maybe at the end of the movie
Marco [to Will]
