Sage [to Luis]: I'm sorry, are you talking to me?
Luis: Hi, I'm Luis
Marco: He's new
Sage: And now you want to touch me? Do you understand the concept of boundaries, Louis?
Luis: It's Luis
Sage: It's irrelevant

Luis: Nice to meet you
Sage: I wish I could say the same thing, but I hate lying

Megan: What's this?
Rose: These are a few of my favorite things... I would have sung that, but that probably falls under the delightfulness rule
Megan: Your singing is delightful so we'll have none of that

Rose [about Megan and Will]: Get out... are you guys a couple?
Megan: Uh no, we are not sharing. You to know why? You're grounded from all fun things, including gossip, chit chat, delightful banter. You are grounded from banter

You're grounded, indefinitely. We're talking the X Games of grounding, without the games. After your little French final tomorrow, you are confined to these four... make that six to eight walls. No phone, no Internet, no Pilates. Consider your new status "grounded to infinity."

Megan [to Rose]

Sage, you can leave. I need to scream at your sister in private

Megan

Hi, I'm Megan, Rose and Sage's tutor. We met at the parent-teacher BBQ. We discussed our mutual love of corn

Megan [to teacher]

I have nothing to prove and only $400 / month to gain

Charlie [to Mandy about moving in]

Megan: What are you doing climbing up my balcony?
Will: In my head this was romantic, but now I see that it's just creepy. And for the record, you're on the ground floor so there wasn't any climbing involved

You're getting all perspirey, you look like the help

Sage [to Rose]

Marco: Isn't tomorrow thursday?
Megan: Leave me alone
Marco: What happened to your other egg?
Megan: I'll deal with it
Marco: Crack

Clearly lying to Megan is just the gateway drug

Sage [to Rose]
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Boss [about Megan's hair]: It's just so bright
Megan: Everyone loves Lucille Ball but no one does anything about it.
Boss: This isn't about the hair, though it is really distracting...

Hey lady, i can see your va-jay-jay!

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