Privileged Quotes (Page 5)
Episode 9: "All About Insecurities"

Sage: You know since you've moved into this house, I actually look forward to going to school every morning
Megan: Aww thanks sage
Sage: Not a compliment
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Megan: My best friend from Yale is flying in from New York today, her name is Karen and you're going to love her
Marco: Well I'm only starting to love you, let's not muddy the waters
• Rating: Unrated
Will: I work for Peter Friedland, he's a sports photographer
Megan: Hey, like you!
Will: Like me, except he gets paid and published and all that good stuff
• Rating: Unrated
Megan: My friend Karen is flying in from new york and she's going to stay with me the next few days and I was hoping you could show us some of that rich ass Palm Beach living. You know maybe we could take a spin on one of your yachts tomorrow afternoon
Will: How many yachts do you think i have?
Megan: Okay well if the yachts unavailable, we can go for a ride on one of your horses or elephants.
• Rating: Unrated
Will: Did it never occur to you I had a job?
Megan: Umm no, but that's probably because I've known you for four months and you never mentioned you had one, but I'm silly like that
• Rating: Unrated
Episode 8: "All About Defining Yourself"

Laurel: You're staying on, you have all the cards, we'll see how honorable you really are
• Rating: Unrated
Rose: Okay but we're not leaving each other yet?
Sage: Not for a long ass time
• Rating: Unrated
Sage: I am so sick of you worshiping at the altar of Megan Smith
Rose: What is that supposed to mean?
Sage: You've been acting all righteous ever since her and her poly cotton ass has walked into this house
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Rose: I just really need an objective opinion from an older person and you're like the oldest person I know who that doesn't work for me
Charlie: It's a weird little world you live in Rose
• Rating: Unrated
Mandy [to Charlie]: I had you pegged as this chill Abercrombie guy, and you have more drama going on than a sorority house
• Rating: Unrated
Megan: Is it too late to jump off the balcony?
Will: I'd be very sad if you did, even though you are on the ground floor
• Rating: Unrated
Will: If it's any consolation, I did the same thing. The first real pictures I ever took were practically illegal
Megan: If this is going to a naked school girl place, I don't want to know about it
• Rating: Unrated
Patricia: I don't have time to sell Rose Baker as a solo act
Sage: I'm Sage
Patricia: My point exactly
• Rating: Unrated
Megan: I will give you points for style and delivery, but just so you know I was already planning on telling Laurel
Sage: Oh really? Then you better run
[Sage sends email to Laurel]
Megan: You wicked little...
[Megan takes off running]
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Rose: I don't know what's sadder: that you keep all your papers or that you wear that thing around your neck
Megan: I brought this for you, I'm not that big of a fashion victim, though it does match my cardigan
• Rating: Unrated
Marco: Rose wanted me to tell you she's done with her reading and she's ready for your study session
Megan: Great, is sage there too?
Marco: Last I heard there were no reports of pigs flying or hell freezing over
Megan: Hmm.. think there's any chance of Laurel paying off half of my student loans if I only get Rose in Duke? ... Right, no flying pigs, hell still burning
• Rating: Unrated
Marco: You in here my little sunny side up?
Megan: Hey Marco
Marco: You ever gonna tell me what the clickidy clack is all about or am I going to have to wait in line on Barnes & Noble with the rest of the riff raff?
• Rating: Unrated
Episode 7: "All About the Haves and the Have-Nots"

Rose: I'm so proud of us
Sage: I know we were like fairy godmothers today, except not all old and dumpy
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Arthur: You really need to go through all that work for a dessert?
Marco: That's the secret to a creme brulee. Plus using a torch makes me feel butch
• Rating: Unrated
Rose: I would give up every single one of my tennis bracelets to have dinner with my dad again
• Rating: Unrated
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