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Season 1 Episode 7: "All About the Haves and the Have-Nots"

Sage: You have some serious balls stealing a bracelet and then wearing back to the scene of a crime
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Megan: It's like a perfect storm of everyone who gives me anxiety in my life. All that's missing is Kurt Fulman
Marco: Old boyfriend?
Megan: No, tenth grade lab partner, had a lazy eye, freaked me out

 • Rating: Unrated

Lily: They're eating with us?
Sage: It's our house and our food, so technically you're eating with us
 • Rating: Unrated

Megan: You look pretty dapper yourself
Marco: I was gonna go all out with the musk, but then I remembered it's a straight crowd
 • Rating: Unrated

Rose: Is megan still out with her dad?
Romie: I don't know, you never ask me about my family
[Romie leaves]
Sage: Does Romie have a family?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Megan: He's a completely different person. He's sober, employed
Marco: I do love a girl with low standards
 • Rating: Unrated

Megan: But if he has changed, he should be the one to call, he's the grown up here
Marco: Honey, we're all grown ups now
Megan [to her stuffed animal]: Don't listen to him Mr. Cow

 • Rating: Unrated

[leaving public school..]
Rose: Can we just hurry?
Sage: Yeah, we're not really in the mood to get shot right now
 • Rating: Unrated

Megan: This is the type of place most kids go to school
Sage: Now I know why there's so much crime in this country
 • Rating: Unrated

Rose: Are you sure this is the right place?
Megan: Welcome to the public school system girls
Sage: Oh that reminds me, I forgot to TiVo prison break
 • Rating: Unrated

Megan: A doctor that does house calls, how quaint
Marco: He gets $5,000 a day
Megan: By quaint I mean holy crap
 • Rating: Unrated

Megan: Good morning ladies!
Sage: Okay that "first thing in the morning chipper voice" you do has to stop
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Megan: I hooked you up with an organization called "Once Upon a Dress." They provide donated dresses to high school girls who can't afford them for prom and home homecoming
Sage: So they wear used dresses? I'd sooner borrow someone's tooth brush
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 1 Episode 6: "All About Appearances"

Marco: Now pass the ketchup I need to drown out the taste of my first ever chili dog
 • Rating: Unrated

Marco: Why don't you write her a Dear John letter while your at it
Charlie: What are you talking about?
Marco: Don't be coy with me Chuckles
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Marco: How's my little Jackie Collins doing?
Megan: Huh?
Marco: In my heart your up here writing trashy romance novels, don't take that away from me
 • Rating: Unrated

Rose: Sage is just mad because our friend Precious is getting all famous
Sage: She's not famous, she did a movie with elephants and subtitles
Rose: I hate subtitles
Sage: Yeah everyone does
 • Rating: Unrated

Megan: We can talk about it as long as you want and if its really upsetting to you then..
Sage: Then you'll leave us alone? Then okay, we're really upset. Bye
 • Rating: Unrated

Charlie: Not every guy is gonna cheat on you
Megan: You say there but I haven't told you about the hot blond in Jacob's office
Charlie: Here we go
Megan: I'm not crazy. There was a vibe!
Charlie: I'm sure there was. You're still crazy

 • Rating: Unrated

Megan: Who said I'm not ready?
Charlie: Another question for your therapist, by the way which I'm not
 • Rating: Unrated

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