Mickey: Claudette. Look at you. You look great.
Claudette: It's nice of you to say that.
Mikey: Black don't crack.

Think it would fit in any of them? Maybe if I just put in the first three inches. I'm just teasin.

Mickey

You might have had the balls to put me away kid, but shot me? I don't think so.

Mickey

I'll take 'em. Frances has got her car. We'll get 'em home. They'll be fine. But you gotta clam down. You gotta get outta here.

Terry

Ezra: Hello Raymond.
Ray: How ya feeling?
Ezra: Happy to be alive darling.

Ray: It's over Ezra. He's working with the FBI.
Ezra: I see. Well, we're gonna have to kill him.
Ray: It's not that simple. He's still my father.
Ezra: So. Who hates him more than we do?

Stu: He's hot, isn't he?
Singer mistress: Yep.
Stu: Find out who his trainer is!

He hates me Abby. Why, I don't know.

Mickey

Bunchy: What about me pop?
Mickey: Every relationship is different. Your mother was a great cook.

Sully: Why me Raymond?
Ray: I guess because I want the last person he sees to hate him as much as I do.

We're at the Country Mart. Malibu is beautiful. So is your family.

Mickey

Have you been to a post office lately, Ray? I'm the FBI's most wanted. Still number f*ckin one. So f*ckin what Ray, you gonna bring your rather to me and let me finish the job?

Sully

Ray Donovan Quotes

Mickey: I got a good one for ya.
Bunchy: Dad, don't.
Stan: It's alright.
Mickey: What's the difference between acne and a priest? Acne waits until a boy's 14 to come on his face.

Abby: I walked into your son's bedroom this mornin', and he was watchin' porn and fuckin' his own bed.
Ray: I don't know what the hell you're talkin' about.
Abby: Your son Conor stuck his teenage dick between his box spring and his mattress and fucked his own bed.