I just slit a guy's throat and all I got was a f*ckin' Ralph's card.

Sully

Mickey: Maybe you're right. Maybe I am a bad influence.
Bunchy: It's just a lot of bad shit's been happenin' since you got here.

I waited all night for you to come arrest me, Frank. What are you doing here?

I told you. I told you what happened with that man. O'Connor. Remember what you did, Mick? Huh? You called me a liar and you beat the shit out of me. Remember that? You didn't stop him. And he kept after me, and he kept after me. And then he went after Bunch. Our sweet Bunchy. That's when I decided to kill you, Mick. You've been dead to me since that day. You've been dead to me since I was ten years old.

I'm glad you did it. I didn't think I would be. But, I am.

Bunchy

God help you Ray.

Terry

When you asked me to suck your dick, you said it was the same thing. You said I was taking God in my mouth.

Bunchy

Bunchy: It sounds like he's in a lot of pain.
Ray: Who gives a f*ck?

Come in fellas. I'll make some Sanka.

Mickey

Yeah, my client's dead, I'm in mourning, that's my statement.

Ezra

Abby: You're wrong about him.
Ray: What the f*ck you talkin' about?
I know him. I wrote to him for years in Walpole. I sent him money. I sent him pictures of the kids. I was the one who asked him to come to LA Ray.
Ray: You don't know what the f*ck you're doin.

Ray: What'd you do?
Mickey: What did you do, Raymond? What did you do? Did you know Sully was f*ckin your little girlfriend Colleen behind your back? He found out who killed her and he knows who covered it up. I'd watch your back, kid.

Ray Donovan Quotes

Mickey: I got a good one for ya.
Bunchy: Dad, don't.
Stan: It's alright.
Mickey: What's the difference between acne and a priest? Acne waits until a boy's 14 to come on his face.

Abby: I walked into your son's bedroom this mornin', and he was watchin' porn and fuckin' his own bed.
Ray: I don't know what the hell you're talkin' about.
Abby: Your son Conor stuck his teenage dick between his box spring and his mattress and fucked his own bed.