Conor wanted the family. Conor got the family.

Frances: Even if it's true? You don't talk to this man like that. And I know what I saw that night.
Ray: You threatenin' me now?

You lied to me. You made me a criminal just like you.

Con, I love ya. You're a good kid. You're gonna be a good man. Abby, thank you for bringing him into this world. You do all the hard work. I'm so lucky.

Mickey: I got a good one for ya.
Bunchy: Dad, don't.
Stan: It's alright.
Mickey: What's the difference between acne and a priest? Acne waits until a boy's 14 to come on his face.

Ray: So where were ya last night?
Abby: You have some nerve askin' me that. What time'd you get in last night and why'd you sleep downstairs? You have someone's stink on ya?

Ray: Where were ya last night?
Abby: I didn't feel like havin' dinner with you.

I love our relationship, Ray. It just keeps getting better and better.

Steve

Tommy: London's kinda freakin' me out. I'm a little bit lonely. I'm not suckin' dick again. Your father had to help me take care of that the last time, remember?
Conor: I think so.

Volcheck: Please forgive me, but I really wanna fuck you. Tonight.
Donna: Really sweetie? Cause I really wanna fuck you, too.

Mickey: Well, they say write about what you know. I know about two things: robbin' banks and fuckin' black chicks.
Paramount Exec: Let's see where that goes.

Oh! You're the lezzie who works for my son.

Mickey

Ray Donovan Quotes

Well it's not going to lick itself.

Motel Owner

Mickey: I got a good one for ya.
Bunchy: Dad, don't.
Stan: It's alright.
Mickey: What's the difference between acne and a priest? Acne waits until a boy's 14 to come on his face.