I don't wanna go home. Can we go to a hotel and have sex?


Jim: Hey slugger. You alright?
Abby: No. I should have smashed her fuckin' face in.

I feel dirty.


Ed: There is no law here, Mick, there's just me. I'm the law! ME! I'm about to become the number one law enforcement officer in the United States, hell in the FREE WORLD Mick! But you Irish Spring, you Lucky Charms eating PIECES OF SHIT, you guys are gonna bring me down!
Mickey: Top of the mornin' to ya.

It really bothers you, doesn't it? Not being in control.


He made me kill that poor fat fucker. It was like killing a fuckin' dog!


OK. I shouldn't have pushed you down the stairs, but you did break my phone.


Ray: So why'd you stay?
Kate: Because you asked me to.

Kate: You know something about that Ray?
Ray: Just because we fucked doesn't mean I'm not gonna do my job (smiles).

Ed: What the fuck you lookin' at?
Ray: Your mom.

Ed: I really couldn't give a shit about you potato-eatin', river-dancin' mother fuckers.
Mickey: Aoh.

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Mickey: It wasn't always bad, Ray.
Ray: Wasn't that the summer you started fuckin' Claudette?
Mickey: That's why you was born, Ray, to be my fuckin' judge. That's always been your job.

Ray Donovan Quotes

Mickey: I got a good one for ya.
Bunchy: Dad, don't.
Stan: It's alright.
Mickey: What's the difference between acne and a priest? Acne waits until a boy's 14 to come on his face.

Who lives in Calabasas anyway? Sinbad, Howie Mandel? Jesus Ray.