Favorite Rescue Me Quotes
See, you're A-Rod. He's Jeter. You go for the glory. He goes for the win.
Tommy
Sean: It's us against them at this point. They play dirty. We play dirty. Remember what Needles said.
Mike: What?
Sean: What did Needles say?
Needles: You're a moron.
Sean: No. That wasn't it.
Needles: Fight fire with fire.
Sean: Well, I would've remembered that. Hello.
Sean: What do you mean I have a small penis?
Emily: I'm sorry. Really, I'm not trying to be mean. I think you have a great little penis.
Sean: Ok. Can we stop calling it "little," please?
Emily: Modest?
Sean: Yeah, that's... no.
Emily: Petite?
Sean: No, I don't... ok, let's just call it little.
You know, this is actually kind of fitting.
Teddy
Party's over, assholes.
Tommy
You can do good or you can do s***.
Uncle Teddy
She needs love and support and tenderness. Not a walking hard on with a fire helmet.
Sheila
Everybody dies. Some die quick and easy. Some die quick and hard.
Tommy
I want to tell you I'm sorry for what I've done...but I ain't.
Uncle Teddy
I got new for you a****** you ain't no rebel. You're too old to be a rebel. All you are is a god damn drunk.
Mickey
There are no happy endings.
Tommy
Sean: Hey, you gonna try and bang her?
Mike: Nah, bro. I'm not in that mode right now.
Sean: Getting laid mode? I didn't realize there was a "not getting laid" mode.
