Rescue Me

Rescue Me Quotes (Page 2)

Season 7 Episode 7: "Jeter"

Tommy: See, you're A-Rod. He's Jeter. You go for the glory. He goes for the win.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Tommy: He's called me Fonzie. He's called me Opie. He mentions Eddie Haskel to me and I'm gonna rip his head off.
 • Rating: Unrated

Mickey: I don't care hot hot her ass is, I am never, ever sleeping with her again!
 • Rating: Unrated

Tommy: Ten grand and I can't drink. Why don't you just shoot me in the head while we're at it?
Teddy: See! He wants to drink. You're not in control of your sobriety.
Tommy: You know what I really want to do is punch you in the face right now.
Teddy: Oh, save that for the wedding. Big, big finish.
 • Rating: Unrated

Lou: Now I know how Mary Shelly felt.
Tommy: Franco-stein.
 • Rating: Unrated

Sidney: You know, now that morale is at an all time low, between Garrity and Franco, this place is spic and span.
Lou: I guess that would make Garrity, "span."
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 7 Episode 6: "344"

Lou: I find it amazing, ten years after the worst attack perpetrated on American soil, I mean a decade later, there's still not a standing monument to everyone who died that day.
 • Rating: Unrated

Lou: I got news for you pal. You're already dead. And I am too. We're both walking dead men. We're zombies, Tom. Forget about 343. You add in all the other guys in all of the other houses, and all of the brain cells that we've killed, and all of the marriages that we've destroyed, all of the kids whose dad's have that blank stare on their face for the past decade, and all of those zombies still riding around on their rigs for ten years, Tom, ten years, trying to fill in the holes inside them. 343, that number ain't even close. So, do what you got to do, Tom. Go downtown, bury yourself in that hole, and make it official. Make it 344. Just for God sakes, just get it over with, Tom, so the rest of us can go back to leading our quiet little zombie lives.
 • Rating: Unrated

Lou: I am so sick and tired of you and this 9/11 bulls**t. We lost 343 guys that day, Tom, officially. Officially. But let's be honest, look at the two of us, I got a hole inside of me the size of that crater downtown that I've been filling up with flood and you've got a hole inside of you too that you've been filling up with booze.
 • Rating: Unrated

Lou: The last time you wrote letters, Tom, they were to the mayor's office when they were shutting down all those firehouses and because of your drunken, pigeon scrawl, you caused a lot of confusion. Because every time you wrote the word truck, they thought it was...
Tommy: I know what they thought it was.
 • Rating: Unrated

Colleen: This does not feel like us. It's so peaceful, so polished, so classy, so un-Gavin.
Sheila: Put an open bar and a dance floor over there and it's going to get plenty Gavin, plenty quick.
 • Rating: Unrated

Lou: Someone reported a gas leak.
Black Shawn: Oh s**t, we going over to Garrity's place?
 • Rating: Unrated

Lou: So, you're girlfriend is a farter.
Sean: No. She is not... what you said.
Sidney: A farter.
Sean: Could we not use that term?
Franco: Oh, you mean the term "farter?"
Sean: Yes.
Lou: How about the term fart-ay?
Sean: No!
Black Shawn: Fart-ay. That's not bad. I mean it has a nice little French ring to it.
Lou: Kind of classes it up a litle.
Sean: No. Nothing with the "f" word in it, please.
 • Rating: Unrated

Sheila: The sex you don't remember, the see through shirt, and the moonlight, but somewhere in that dark, dense, tangled, mangled of a s**t storm you dare to call a brain, you remember the letter. Right? Because it pertains to you and what you need right now!
 • Rating: Unrated

Sidney: You can't memorialize somebody by plastering their name up on a wall of concrete and steel. You do it by talking about their deeds. You have to remember their faces, their spirit. You have to remember the firefighters on the morning of 9/11 and what they did before they went downtown.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 7 Episode 5: "Head"

Tommy: I owe you big time for this.
Sheila: No. I did this for us. I did this for all of us.
Tommy: For the brotherhood?
Sheila: No, silly, for the Gavins.
 • Rating: Unrated

Tommy: This is a dysfunctional family. I know. Call the newspapers. There's a headline for you.
 • Rating: Unrated

Sheila: What's he trying to tell us?
Tommy: Probably that he wants to be put up for adoption.
 • Rating: Unrated

Tommy: Nobody's going to drink. Everybody calm down. How much money are we talking?
Sheila: Eight grand.
Tommy: For the wedding.
Sheila and Janet: For the dress.
Tommy: I need a whiskey.
 • Rating: Unrated

Todd: Who the hell called the cops?
Teddy: I did. You guys are getting your asses kicked in there. I figured you could use some backup.
 • Rating: Unrated

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