Favorite Royal Pains Quotes
Me and my underdog sperm will by right here when you get back, screening the movie Rudy for inspiration.
Evan
This situation is dire enough as it is, wouldn't you agree? Concealing it or even the appearance of concealing it can only aggravate it and me further. Am I clear?
Boris
If your head needs to roll, I will be the one to drop the blade.
Boris
We've never really been close, even when I was little. That's why they have dogs.
Jeremiah
Evan: I can't even comprehend it. How does a guy just walk out on people like that?
Hank: Practice.
Hank: Families can be like magnets. The more you try to push them together, the more they slide apart.
Divya: Unless you turn them around.
Jeremiah: I thought you'd given up on me.
Barbara: No Jerry, not then, not ever.
Who knew having it all would be so exhausting?
Divya
You mean you haven't been to medical school? Why the hell am I letting you stick a needle into my spine?
Wynn
I'm not wearing a wire, although I can't vouch who may have been dressing or undressing you.
Boris
It's not like the sky is falling, just the ceiling.
Evan
You're the one who's going to have to take all the drugs and have the procedures. This one had to be your call.
Evan
