Favorite Royal Pains Quotes
You're Housecall Hank not Hospital Hank.
Evan
Jill: I thought you weren't worried about Hans.
Hank: I'm not, but I'm worried about you.
Hans: I hit my face on the ice and broke the floor of my eye socket. I was saving my little brother when he fell through.
Hank: Of course you were.
Evan: Is she the hoarder?
Paige: When clients are as wealthy as Ms. Jeffries, we call them collectors.
So I'm the wounded antelope instead of the lion?
Keller
Radiation isn't a play thing but a half life is better than no life at all.
Jeremiah
Ken Keller's not going to die. Not on my floor and not in my sweats.
Hank
You haven't settled in at all since you started HankMed. You've got no possessions, no mortgage, no girlfriend, no boss. You've got nothing.
Keller
You look like something's wrong. Did you have to euthanize the Saab?
Evan
Has anyone ever told you, you remind them of a Bond villain?
Evan
We’ve emptied your bladder, filled you full of antibiotics, and away we go!
Hank
If you insist on having it all, you might end up with nothing.
Divya
