Favorite Royal Pains Quotes
Paige: It's just so wild to think that some time soon, that some of your sperm are going to meet some of my eggs.
Evan: I know. I know. I hope they hit if off.
As far as believing your promises, Paige and I are trying to start our own family right now, and when we do, my first promise will be to never let you near enough to hurt or disappoint our child.
Evan
My eggs don't seem to care that Evan's hot for me. Screw you, low motility. F. U., infertility. I'm making a baby.
Paige
It's her sixth wedding. It should be perfect.
Eddie
I just don't understand why something that's so simple has to be so hard.
Paige
To my Dad, Eddie R. Lawson, the man who made me who I am, good and bad. The same hustle, the attraction to short cuts, the eye for a way in and up, but also the luck of finding people who love us for who we are and make us better men.
Evan
I'm sure those children mean well but they certainly need an adult around before someone loses an eye or gets mauled by a large reptile.
Jeremiah
What's happening right now? I thought I was the neurotic Jewish mother here.
Evan
I'm responsible for you settling in the Hamptons and you're responsible for me leaving.
Divya
Thank you for being such a caring friend and for doing such a good job raising my husband.
Paige
I realize, I need to find a new way to live.
Hank
This whole summer I thought I was finally getting ready to put down my roots and settle down, but the truth is I don't feel like I'm settling down. I'm afraid I just may be settling.
Hank
