Royal Pains

Royal Pains Quotes (Page 6)

Season 4 Episode 4: "Dawn of the Med"

Evan: I don't think you can have an echo in a big open space like this...
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Season 4 Episode 3: "A Guest House Divided"

Divya: I am going to sabotage them.
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Hank: [to Jill] No, I'll be fine. [to Divya] I'm in trouble.
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Hank: You're not on Death's door. You're not even in Death's zipcode.
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Evan: He'll know that I know that he knows. You know?
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Evan: Proper presentation prevents poor performance.
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Dr. Cacani: And now the fat lady can sing—again.
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Divya: I expect you to be bothered.
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Evan: You have my undivided attention. Now tell me what happened.
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Season 4 Episode 2: "Imperfect Storm"

Dr. Cacani: He landed face-first into a pile of temporary tattoos.
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Luke: That's a waste of time, and urine.
Hank: Your urine already is waste.
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Evan: What it lacks in good grammar, it more than makes up for in vision and passion.
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Dr. Cacani: You know, Evan, it occurs to me that you brothers name is a doctor. And his name is Hank.
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Hank [to Evan]: While the business is important, nothing is more important than us.
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Evan: Equitable and civil. Let's do this. Alright. Here we go.
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Jill: Who gets kicked out of Chess camp after one day? No, who gets kicked out of Chess Camp for fighting?
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Divya: You guys aren't back together again?
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Divya: Don't you think one of you should consult me about what I want?
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Hollister: But people do it all the time on Greys Anatomy.
Hank: Yes , but those people have desperate serious fake medical problems.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Dr. Van Dyke: This isn't a treatment, this is a diagnostic tool!
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